Posted on 03/29/2024 11:02:46 AM PDT by Navy Patriot
NEW YORK, NY — At a high-priced fundraiser in Manhattan last night, three former presidents got together and reminisced about all the good times they had together on that one other island.
Presidents Obama, Biden, and Clinton were all present at the lavish event, and sources say they couldn't help but remember the last time they were all together having fun on an island owned by a mutual friend, who is now mysteriously deceased.
"Oh wow, what a great party!" exclaimed Biden, according to witnesses. "Is Ghislaine here? Where's Ghislaine? I've got a hankerin' for a massage. Where's Ghislaine?"
The President was quickly hushed by the two former presidents. "Pipe down, Joe," whispered Obama. "We're in Manhattan. This is an entirely different place. Ghislaine is in jail."
"Aw yeah!!! Those were some good times!" said Clinton to his pals. "What I wouldn't give to go back there and do some more raping. Man, I miss all the raping." Clinton was also shushed by a handful of aides, who begged him to be discreet.
Sources say the event hauled in over $25 million, which analysts say will be enough to pay for the silence of others who were present on the island.
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Was there a Hair Sniffing Booth ???
I hope they’re not suggesting that Biden took sexual liberties with young women who were not his daughter...
Biden said, look at you sitting there like a young lady, how old are you 18? She said, no I’m 7.
(on that one other island)
It probably tipped over and capsized.
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Not t9o mention P Diddy’s aircraft flight logs , bearing many names of the Dem rich and famous.
The word was etting out , necessitating the FBI to seize all evidence , so it will not ;eak out who P Diddy hung with. The FBI has no intehtion of prosecuting P DiddyTHey just wanted to remove the evidence from possible public view due to the Civil SUits against P Diddy, who may also become a victim of the Epstein jail snuff.
I bet all three of these dudes hve been on P Diddy’s private jet.
Evil gathered in 1 prime location.
Have they discovered that the secret to Trump's popularity is his ORANGE COMPLEXION??
I posted The Bee's image for the article, so perhaps The Bee is having an additional bit of Fun for observant people like you!
There is a remedy for them. I await patiently while making very sure to be as far away as possible.
Three former presidents?
The philanderer, the zero, and SloJo? I can only hope and pray that SLoJo is a former president, but it seems he’ll be around until January...sadly.
Not only is it the time for Cadbury Bunny tryouts, they're casting for "Wonka 2" Oompa-Loompas as well. It's all one big chocolate conspiracy.
Yeah they collectively sighed, there’s nothing like getting your mittens on the little kittens.
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