...they tried to tell me that I was wasting my money on this here Gatlin' gun...
Posted on 01/27/2024 2:11:42 PM PST by CFW
TEXAS — Bubba "Boomstick" Johnson, a proud Texan and self-proclaimed protector of all things Lone Star, has declared that he's been waiting for this moment his entire life: the opportunity to finally dust off his arsenal and defend Texas if a civil war or invasion ever breaks out.
For years, Bubba has meticulously curated his collection of firearms, affectionately referring to them as his "freedom dispensers." From his trusty six-shooters to his state-of-the-art assault rifles, Bubba's arsenal rivals that of a small militia - or at least a moderately armed neighborhood watch.
"Oh Lord, how blessed am I," said Bubba with a tear in his eye upon reading the news that Texas Governor Abbott intends to defend the Texas border no matter what. "And they tried to tell me that I was wasting my money on this here Gatlin gun, stockpile of C4 explosives, and fully functioning civil war cannon. Who's the dummy now, libs?"
(Excerpt) Read more at babylonbee.com ...
BB branches into reality reporting.
(Bubba’s name is a pseudonym, designed to protect his identity.)
...they tried to tell me that I was wasting my money on this here Gatlin' gun...
Excuse me, but I thought Babylon Bee was satire articles. I know me some Bubbas and that ain’t no satire.
Right, this one ain’t funny.
I'll require a bit of refresher training, though. I was a Platoon Leader for both of my Chaparral platoons in Germany, 77-78. C Battery, 6/56 ADA, motto: Night Hides Not.
LOL 🤣
Frankly, not far off!
Yup, the Texas motto will be, “If it’s a Fed, send it some lead.”
Expect a knock from the FBI at 2 am. They have no sense of humor. Been nice knowing ya.
But, this time I didn’t even see any satire in it.
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Heck, I knew a couple of guys like this in grad school.
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