Posted on 03/30/2023 9:07:07 AM PDT by dayglored
U.S. — Media outlets around the country joined hands today to call for a moment of silent remembrance for Audrey Hale, a mass shooter who was misgendered.
"Words cannot describe the deep pain felt by the entire trans community as they watch one of their own being cruelly misgendered on the news," said MSNBC anchor Pam Broxley. "Trans people are in fear for their lives that they might be misgendered next. This is causing real-world harm to their self-perception, which amounts to a terrorist act. Please join us for a moment of silence for Audrey. Say her name."
All anchors across cable news, including Don Lemon, Joy Reid, and Jake Tapper, then bowed their heads in silence — including Tucker Carlson, who was only silent due to staring at the camera in stunned disbelief.
Experts are warning that the number of mass shooter misgendering victims has skyrocketed in recent weeks and say this disturbing trend may cause some trans people to feel less affirmed, which could then cause them to become mass shooters.
At publishing time, The White House had announced a candlelight vigil in memory of the shooter.
I fully expect that this satire spoiler will become truth within a week.
Thanks for the warning...I was about to make a sarcastic remark.
The Bee is spot on.
Lines are pretty clearly drawn in any upcoming “cowboys and crazies” showdown.
Ever thought of going into the prophet busines?
I read this 100% believing it, not a question, until I saw the byline.
The LGBTQ community are already making the killer a martyr.
The little innocent children this creature killed don’t matter to them, only the issue.
To the radicals and those fomenting a Communist revolution:
“The issue is never the issue. The Revolution is always the issue.”
Please join us for a moment of silence for Audrey. Say her name.
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Oops, Babylon Bee got it backwards.
This is not so sarcastic as it may seem. In many woke countries including Canada, misgendering is being considered a crime.
Biting sarcasm that reflects the truth: the media and the left actually hate those little kids and the adults in the Christian school and love the insane delusional terrorist who killed them.
Even the Bee can’t make this stuff up fast enough...
The pay is low I hear.
The Bee nails it, but this is not the time for jokes.
Ask Joe Biden.
I am sorry for the loss of innocent lives. The Shoot got a stupid prize for a stupid act.
Nearly 100 Babylon Bee satirical stories come true
> Oops, Babylon Bee got it backwards.
Eh, maybe. You can't tell the players without a scorecard.
The shooter was XX = female. Apparently she was a "tomboy" growing up, and in her mid-20s decided the girl Audrey would rather be a boy named "Aiden".
She wrote her new trans-male name "Aiden" on the guns she used to kill those children.
But that doesn't make her male. It makes her a sick, twisted, mentally-ill female.
So... "her".
Crazy times.
Hard to distinguish between the Bee and reality. This ‘story’ is highly believable.
Hardly satire anymore
The Bee is getting entirely too plausible.
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