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It's the BEE!

I fully expect that this satire spoiler will become truth within a week.

1 posted on 03/30/2023 9:07:07 AM PDT by dayglored
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To: dayglored

Thanks for the warning...I was about to make a sarcastic remark.


2 posted on 03/30/2023 9:10:09 AM PDT by Sacajaweau ( )
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To: dayglored

https://freerepublic.com/focus/news/4141866/posts?page=9#9


3 posted on 03/30/2023 9:11:03 AM PDT by BenLurkin (The above is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion, or satire, or both.)
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To: dayglored

The Bee is spot on.


4 posted on 03/30/2023 9:11:56 AM PDT by Pajamajan ( PRAY FOR OUR NATION. Never be a peaceful slave in a new Sociald ist America)
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To: dayglored
There's s meme on FB with the shooter’s corpse laying on a Twister mat. Another says “This is what happens to women that play men’s sports.”

Lines are pretty clearly drawn in any upcoming “cowboys and crazies” showdown.

5 posted on 03/30/2023 9:12:05 AM PDT by gundog (It was a bright cold day in April, and the clocks were striking thirteen. )
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To: dayglored

I read this 100% believing it, not a question, until I saw the byline.

The LGBTQ community are already making the killer a martyr.

The little innocent children this creature killed don’t matter to them, only the issue.

To the radicals and those fomenting a Communist revolution:

“The issue is never the issue. The Revolution is always the issue.”


7 posted on 03/30/2023 9:13:20 AM PDT by Bon of Babble (What did Socialists use before Candles?..... Electricity)
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To: dayglored

Please join us for a moment of silence for Audrey. Say her name.
.............

Oops, Babylon Bee got it backwards.


8 posted on 03/30/2023 9:13:20 AM PDT by ViLaLuz (2 Chronicles 7:14)
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To: dayglored

This is not so sarcastic as it may seem. In many woke countries including Canada, misgendering is being considered a crime.


9 posted on 03/30/2023 9:13:27 AM PDT by Telepathic Intruder
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To: dayglored

Biting sarcasm that reflects the truth: the media and the left actually hate those little kids and the adults in the Christian school and love the insane delusional terrorist who killed them.


10 posted on 03/30/2023 9:14:06 AM PDT by I want the USA back (No one is assigned sex at birth. One's sex is noted and recorded. My pronouns Haha, hehe, hoho, hoo )
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To: dayglored

Even the Bee can’t make this stuff up fast enough...


11 posted on 03/30/2023 9:14:23 AM PDT by Jim W N (MAGA by restoring the Gospel of the Grace of Christ (Jude 3) and our Free Constitutional Republic!)
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To: dayglored

The Bee nails it, but this is not the time for jokes.

Ask Joe Biden.


13 posted on 03/30/2023 9:15:54 AM PDT by moovova ("The NEXT election is the most important election of our lifetimes!“ LOL...)
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To: dayglored

I am sorry for the loss of innocent lives. The Shoot got a stupid prize for a stupid act.


14 posted on 03/30/2023 9:17:15 AM PDT by TNoldman (AN AMERICAN FOR A MUSLIM/BHO FREE AMERICA. (Owner of Stars and Bars Flags))
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Just two days ago...
Nearly 100 Babylon Bee satirical stories come true

15 posted on 03/30/2023 9:19:21 AM PDT by ProtectOurFreedom (I don’t like to think before I say something...I want to be just as surprised as everyone else.)
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To: dayglored

Hard to distinguish between the Bee and reality. This ‘story’ is highly believable.


18 posted on 03/30/2023 9:24:27 AM PDT by Deo volente ("When we see the image of a baby in the womb, we glimpse the majesty of God's creation." Pres. Trump)
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To: dayglored

Hardly satire anymore


19 posted on 03/30/2023 9:25:04 AM PDT by eyeamok (founded in cynicism, wrapped in sarcasm)
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To: dayglored

The Bee is getting entirely too plausible.


20 posted on 03/30/2023 9:26:17 AM PDT by NorthMountain (... the right of the peopIe to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed)
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To: dayglored

They just hadn’t thought of it yet. But the scum are fully capable of it.


24 posted on 03/30/2023 10:08:07 AM PDT by Luke21
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To: dayglored

DAMN! They caught me... this time.


25 posted on 03/30/2023 10:23:04 AM PDT by egfowler3 (Kung Flu, today's Hypochondriacal psychosis (aka: Delusional parasitosis))
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To: dayglored
I'm going to start a betting pool on how much time it takes before the current Bee satire becomes straight news. It's getting shorter and shorter.
26 posted on 03/30/2023 10:25:16 AM PDT by Billthedrill
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To: dayglored

A moment of silence for Adolf Hitler too.


27 posted on 03/30/2023 10:50:04 AM PDT by bray (Order at TheRepublicofTexas.store)
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Yeah, it’s the Bee but is that a real screan shot of CNN?


29 posted on 03/30/2023 11:34:09 AM PDT by GOPJ (When Morning Joe's sycophants say "My Democracy" it sounds like Gollum saying "my precious")
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