[sodpoodle]

I need a man;)

[Sacajaweau]

I learned a lot from marriage. Encourage him to go golfing, fishing and hunting...and enjoy your vacation was Lesson 1.

[SubMareener]

This thread is not safe for home discussion. ;-)

[Jamestown1630]

As a woman, when I read things like this, I always say I need a wife.

[Tired of Taxes]

Ah, now I understand... This explains everything.

[no-to-illegals]

This appears to be a SOX thread. Sweat dreams

[stylin19a]

You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt

when my grandkids were just born I got to hold each of them and read them the 3 things in life to get by.

1. God loves you very much and all you have to do is love Him back with your whole mind,heart and soul.

2. Keep things simple. Lefty loosey, righty tighty.

3. I then read them baseball's infield fly rule and noted if they understand that, life will be a breeze.

So my daughter was watching some women's softball game and she had to call me all exited. She remembered about the oufield fly rule I read to her kids.
Seems the umpire called an infield fly rule and nobody knew what to do...the runners ran than froze, couple got caught on the same base.

I'm guessing my standing went up a few notches with my daughter :)

[mairdie]

Never heard this before. Just sent to a bunch of friends. Clever! Thanks.

[StACase]

A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, but she does.

Golden (-:

[SamAdams76]

All these great things about being a man yet so many of them want to become women.

Go figure.

[NorthMountain]

Ephesians 5:

22 Let women be subject to their husbands, as to the Lord: 23 Because the husband is the head of the wife, as Christ is the head of the church. He is the saviour of his body. 24 Therefore as the church is subject to Christ, so also let the wives be to their husbands in all things. 25 Husbands, love your wives, as Christ also loved the church, and delivered himself up for it: 26 That he might sanctify it, cleansing it by the laver of water in the word of life: 27 That he might present it to himself a glorious church, not having spot or wrinkle, or any such thing; but that it should be holy, and without blemish. 28 So also ought men to love their wives as their own bodies. He that loveth his wife, loveth himself. 29 For no man ever hated his own flesh; but nourisheth and cherisheth it, as also Christ doth the church: 30 Because we are members of his body, of his flesh, and of his bones. 31 For this cause shall a man leave his father and mother, and shall cleave to his wife, and they shall be two in one flesh. 32 This is a great sacrament; but I speak in Christ and in the church. 33 Nevertheless let every one of you in particular love his wife as himself: and let the wife fear her husband.

[Scott from the Left Coast]

“ You don’t have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.”

Stop right there! I am left handed…and not only do I have to stop and think about that…often I stop and think about it AND STILL I get it wrong.

[wardaddy]

As a rule yes

Stats bear this out

[WKTimpco]

A man is always looking for ways to live a life of increasingly fewer cares and troubles.

His wife sees that and attributes it to his not caring about their relationship.

Guys, don’t try to convince her that she’s wrong about that. It will only prove to her mind and heart that you really, truly and honestly don’t care about your relationship with her.

Marriage is not for happiness. It’s for holiness. Stay married, good and faithful servant.

[Vendome]

Men go to work and make fun of each other all day long.

They don’t mean it.

Women go to work and tell each other how beautiful they are

They don’t mean it either...

[bray]

Like my dad always said: I do is the last sentence you will ever finish.

[IYAS9YAS]

You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.

Except on some Chrysler products up into the early 70s, cars with spinner hubs, some heavy equipment and some military vehicles. Lefty tighty righty loosey.

[cyclotic]

OFFSPRING-When my oldest daughter was 6 or 7, we had to take her to the hospital. My wife went to the ER with her. I went to do the paperwork.

Clerk: “Middle name?”

Me: “Uh. Elizabeth?”

Clerk: Birthdate?”

Me: “Uh. April something.”

[FamiliarFace]

Thank you, sod. I chuckled reading this.

[Responsibility2nd]

[CodeJockey]

MARRIAGE: A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn’t. A man marries a woman expecting that she won’t change, but she does.

Probably the most true statement in the history of humankind.