Mr. President, I'm not saying we wouldn't get our hair mussed. But I do say no more than ten to twenty million killed, tops. Uh, depending on the breaks.
Posted on 10/13/2022 10:05:25 AM PDT by RoosterRedux
In a recent interview with CNN's Jake Tapper, President Biden sat down to assure the nation that while a nuclear war is likely on the way, it will only be "very slight."
"Look folks, here's the deal. I don't think there will be a nuclear war with Russia. But if it is, it'll be very a very slight one," said President Joe Biden. "It'll be just a mild armageddon, nothing more."
As the broadcast continued, Jake Tapper nodded calmly before staring blankly into the distance, trying to register that the world may or may not be on the brink of a thermonuclear war. "They look at these things 6 months out you know. Every 6 months they speculate!" said President Biden breaking the silence. "Just because they say in the next 6 months a couple million people MIGHT get nuked, everyone panics?"
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I named my two sons Fat Man and Little Boy
“I’m not saying we wouldn’t get our hair mussed.”
Mr. President, I'm not saying we wouldn't get our hair mussed. But I do say no more than ten to twenty million killed, tops. Uh, depending on the breaks.
Thank God it’s the BEE. It’s like Nord Stream...Biden said he’d take it out...damn...he’s a prophet...
The nuclear war will be “transitory”.
Typed in my best Chris Farley and John Goodman voice. 
Like a little bit pregnant.
This sounds like it could be true, but bear in mind that it’s satire from the Babylon Bee.
GREAT TERM....LOL stealing it.!!!!!!!!!!!
Throwing around nuclear weapons is not a very slight thing.
Imho.
5.56mm
Localized global warming is OK if it gets Dims reelected.
Best nuclear war movie ever.
“We have a nuclear war, but it’s transitory.”
A global nuclear war would be transitory all right.
Biden’s actual comment was eerily similar to his comment shortly before Russia’s invasion where he said, (paraphrase)
“Maybe a small incursion would be fine.”
Don’t drop them!!!!!!!!
I’m much more concerned about the risk of the U.S. having a Mine Shaft Gap!
Mostly peaceful.
I had to double check to see if it was the Bee, but my first thought was that he very easily could have said this.
Inflation up just in inch. Recession will be very slight. These are a couple things he actually said.
Biden and company will survive a total nuclear war, Biden in his bunker etc., but the rest of us will be incinerated or die of radiation poisoning.
We’re moving in that direction, in my opinion.
I heard a sketchy story on the radio overnight about Biden’s son being killed while serving in Iraq, and I thought it was Bee-style satire.
Another FReeper came up with POTATUS.
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