Posted on 10/13/2022 10:05:25 AM PDT by RoosterRedux
In a recent interview with CNN's Jake Tapper, President Biden sat down to assure the nation that while a nuclear war is likely on the way, it will only be "very slight."
"Look folks, here's the deal. I don't think there will be a nuclear war with Russia. But if it is, it'll be very a very slight one," said President Joe Biden. "It'll be just a mild armageddon, nothing more."
As the broadcast continued, Jake Tapper nodded calmly before staring blankly into the distance, trying to register that the world may or may not be on the brink of a thermonuclear war. "They look at these things 6 months out you know. Every 6 months they speculate!" said President Biden breaking the silence. "Just because they say in the next 6 months a couple million people MIGHT get nuked, everyone panics?"
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WTF is the vegetable-in-Chief talking about???
“We have a nuclear war, but it’s transitory.”
This was a case of “This had better be The Bee.”
The is no such thing as a “slight” armegedon.
Exactly
And it may not turn out to just be satire
🛐🙏✝️
The Bee makes satire look really close to reality.
“Slight” “We will only lose a few cities in the US, but not enough to hinder my elections”
The Bee stung me again. I didn’t check the source until I got to “mild armageddon”.
Biden to staff in the Oval Office (pointing to the red button on his desk): “Is this the room service button, like for ice cream, or is this the nuke missile button?”
At first, I didn’t realize it was the Babylon Bee. Under Biden, the gap between reality and satire is vanishing.
Typed in my best leg-hairs-in-chief voice
This is insanity. If we have a nuclear war, what makes these twits think the other side will keep it small?
Our country is being ran by fools. Fools that may very well get us all killed. Damn them all!
No Joke
unfortunately
I got two sentences in and had to check the source.
I have a concealed carry B83.
For backup I carry a D-5 with 3 W88s on a MIRV platform.
They are kinda heavy, I admit...
Crap, did not see the babalon bee…….how is it that we are in a place where the bee can honestly be mistaken for reality?
Thank God it’s the Bee.
Something like a ‘little bit pregnant”?
About an inch..eh...
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