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Biden Admits We May Have A ‘Very Slight’ Nuclear War
Babylon Bee ^

Posted on 10/13/2022 10:05:25 AM PDT by RoosterRedux

In a recent interview with CNN's Jake Tapper, President Biden sat down to assure the nation that while a nuclear war is likely on the way, it will only be "very slight."

"Look folks, here's the deal. I don't think there will be a nuclear war with Russia. But if it is, it'll be very a very slight one," said President Joe Biden. "It'll be just a mild armageddon, nothing more."

As the broadcast continued, Jake Tapper nodded calmly before staring blankly into the distance, trying to register that the world may or may not be on the brink of a thermonuclear war. "They look at these things 6 months out you know. Every 6 months they speculate!" said President Biden breaking the silence. "Just because they say in the next 6 months a couple million people MIGHT get nuked, everyone panics?"

(Excerpt) Read more at babylonbee.com ...


TOPICS: Humor; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: babylonbee; bee; thebabylonbee; thebee
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1 posted on 10/13/2022 10:05:25 AM PDT by RoosterRedux
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To: RoosterRedux

WTF is the vegetable-in-Chief talking about???


2 posted on 10/13/2022 10:06:37 AM PDT by PGR88
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To: RoosterRedux

“We have a nuclear war, but it’s transitory.”


3 posted on 10/13/2022 10:07:13 AM PDT by Antihero101607
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To: RoosterRedux

This was a case of “This had better be The Bee.”


4 posted on 10/13/2022 10:07:39 AM PDT by dfwgator (Endut! Hoch Hech!)
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To: RoosterRedux

The is no such thing as a “slight” armegedon.


5 posted on 10/13/2022 10:08:05 AM PDT by RedMonqey
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To: Antihero101607

Exactly

And it may not turn out to just be satire

🛐🙏✝️


6 posted on 10/13/2022 10:08:10 AM PDT by SaveFerris (Luke 17:28 ... as it was in the days of Lot; they did eat, they drank, they bought, they sold ......)
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To: PGR88

The Bee makes satire look really close to reality.


7 posted on 10/13/2022 10:08:24 AM PDT by Tell It Right (1st Thessalonians 5:21 -- Put everything to the test, hold fast to that which is true.)
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To: RoosterRedux

“Slight” “We will only lose a few cities in the US, but not enough to hinder my elections”


8 posted on 10/13/2022 10:08:48 AM PDT by realcleanguy (quickly things are falling apart, now that the )
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To: RoosterRedux

The Bee stung me again. I didn’t check the source until I got to “mild armageddon”.


9 posted on 10/13/2022 10:09:13 AM PDT by KarlInOhio (The government sees you as either livestock or pet. If things get bad they will eat their pets too.)
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To: RoosterRedux

Biden to staff in the Oval Office (pointing to the red button on his desk): “Is this the room service button, like for ice cream, or is this the nuke missile button?”


10 posted on 10/13/2022 10:10:21 AM PDT by RoosterRedux
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To: RoosterRedux

At first, I didn’t realize it was the Babylon Bee. Under Biden, the gap between reality and satire is vanishing.


11 posted on 10/13/2022 10:10:25 AM PDT by Steve_Seattle
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To: SaveFerris
I'm glad us Bitter Clingers have nukes in our 2nd Amendment safes.

Typed in my best leg-hairs-in-chief voice

12 posted on 10/13/2022 10:10:42 AM PDT by Tell It Right (1st Thessalonians 5:21 -- Put everything to the test, hold fast to that which is true.)
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To: RoosterRedux

This is insanity. If we have a nuclear war, what makes these twits think the other side will keep it small?

Our country is being ran by fools. Fools that may very well get us all killed. Damn them all!


13 posted on 10/13/2022 10:11:55 AM PDT by walkingdead (We are sacrificing American youth's future on the altar of our own fear. And it is a travesty.)
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To: RoosterRedux

No Joke

unfortunately


14 posted on 10/13/2022 10:12:20 AM PDT by Kenny500c ( )
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To: RoosterRedux

I got two sentences in and had to check the source.


15 posted on 10/13/2022 10:12:44 AM PDT by toast
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To: Tell It Right

I have a concealed carry B83.

For backup I carry a D-5 with 3 W88s on a MIRV platform.

They are kinda heavy, I admit...


16 posted on 10/13/2022 10:13:22 AM PDT by SaveFerris (Luke 17:28 ... as it was in the days of Lot; they did eat, they drank, they bought, they sold ......)
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To: walkingdead

Crap, did not see the babalon bee…….how is it that we are in a place where the bee can honestly be mistaken for reality?


17 posted on 10/13/2022 10:13:33 AM PDT by walkingdead (We are sacrificing American youth's future on the altar of our own fear. And it is a travesty.)
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To: RoosterRedux

Thank God it’s the Bee.


18 posted on 10/13/2022 10:13:47 AM PDT by Scott from the Left Coast (Make Orwell Fiction Again)
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To: PGR88

Something like a ‘little bit pregnant”?


19 posted on 10/13/2022 10:14:04 AM PDT by Bloody Sam Roberts (Great minds drink alike...me and my baby havin' a hell of a night. - - BB King)
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To: RoosterRedux

About an inch..eh...


20 posted on 10/13/2022 10:14:09 AM PDT by Sacajaweau ( )
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