1 posted on
04/02/2022 8:33:20 PM PDT by
bitt
To: Whenifhow; null and void; aragorn; EnigmaticAnomaly; kalee; Kale; AZ .44 MAG; Baynative; bgill; ...
2 posted on
04/02/2022 8:33:54 PM PDT by
bitt
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To: Travis McGee
4 posted on
04/02/2022 8:36:34 PM PDT by
FreedomPoster
(Islam delenda est)
To: bitt
He made himself a snub nose with a snub nose.
5 posted on
04/02/2022 8:37:35 PM PDT by
mcshot
(Awe shucks and a whole lot more!)
To: bitt
That qualifies as poetic justice since he shot his Balzac.
6 posted on
04/02/2022 8:42:46 PM PDT by
Ken H
(Trump won.)
To: bitt
Did he miss the bone? Either way, I bet the boys got moves. Dang baby!
To: bitt
Golf is a crime ???
must have a bad handicap ...
To: bitt
Didn’t Dr Hook and the medicine show band do a song called “Shootin My Rocks Off”?
To: bitt
To: bitt
That’s gonna leave a mark!
14 posted on
04/02/2022 9:15:05 PM PDT by
Magnum44
(...against all enemies, foreign and domestic...)
To: bitt
He may be pretty close to being able to be a women’s collegiate swimmer.
To: bitt
I was going to ask if I needed to look but the first reply posted a picture.
At least he's out of the gene pool.
18 posted on
04/02/2022 10:14:14 PM PDT by
GaryCrow
To: bitt
Talk about running off half cocked........😎
19 posted on
04/02/2022 10:55:11 PM PDT by
Viking2002
(Whatever.)
To: bitt
A police chase Drugs/alcohol
Vehicular madness
A water hazard of some kind
Wild animals - preferably alligators
Corrupt officials
Public nudity
Resisting arrest/fleeing police
Golf
Weapon, preferably unusual
Petty crime
Getting caught stupidly
Recidivism
Mug shot of perp with shaved eyebrows or other voluntary disfigurement
Regards,
20 posted on
04/03/2022 12:17:51 AM PDT by
alexander_busek
(Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence.)
To: bitt
22 posted on
04/03/2022 1:04:29 AM PDT by
heavy metal
(smiling improves your face value and makes people wonder what the hell you're up to... 😁)
To: bitt
Xavier Matthews may be getting himself ready to sing at the Memphis Boychoir.
24 posted on
04/03/2022 2:45:13 AM PDT by
jonrick46
(Leftnicks chase illusions of motherships at the end of the pier.))
To: bitt
In other words Florida Man bored himslef a new ashaole.
Surprised he is still alive. Must have been small caliber gun.We have to get Florida Man to start carrying .44 magnum cal pistols.
25 posted on
04/03/2022 2:58:10 AM PDT by
Candor7
(ObamaFascism:https://www.americanthinker.com/articles/2009/05/barack_obama_the_quintessentia_1.html)
To: bitt
Gotta ask...did he remove his junk? If so he could be a rare non-posthumous Darwin Award candidate.
26 posted on
04/03/2022 3:32:31 AM PDT by
6ppc
(Democrats would have to climb Everest to reach the level of "scum of the earth")
To: bitt
I am reminded of a story from years ago where a guy tried washing his scrotum in a golf ball washer. The description of his injuries was nothing short of horrific. Now I wonder if it was a Florida man.
27 posted on
04/03/2022 3:38:37 AM PDT by
Fester Chugabrew
("Poets have been mysteriously silent on the subject of cheese." -G.K. Chesterton)
To: bitt
31 posted on
04/03/2022 7:00:47 AM PDT by
Dave911
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