Posted on 10/07/2021 7:11:13 AM PDT by servo1969
WASHINGTON, D.C.—President Biden took a much-needed break from his 4-hour workdays and late-night Matlock binges to attend the Congressional Baseball Game this past weekend, but things quickly went south when he attempted to join the crowd in a rowdy "F*** Joe Biden" chant.
"Yeah, that Biden guy is the worst!" said Biden. "F*** Joe Biden! F*** Joe Biden! Hehe, nothing like a rowdy chant at the old ball game, eh folks?"
Panicked aides quickly grabbed him by the arms and dragged him out of sight to administer some additional meds.
According to witnesses, Biden later returned to the game and looked out on the crowd with his classic medication-induced serene Biden smile.
The FBI has confirmed they will be dedicating 1,328 agents to investigate who started the insurrectionist chant so they can be arrested.
It’s no wonder that Brandon Brown won that NASCAR race! He was all pumped up. After all, people all over the US for weeks have been chanting, “Let’s go Brandon!”
I believe he has a great future in NASCAR, as people all over, continue to cheer him on.
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Let’s go Brandon
The proverbial SEG.
One of the Bee’s best yet!
The illegitimate powers that be are trying to cancel Babylon Bee
Has to be true.....I heard this on Tucker last night from Seth Dillon
We live in dangerous times. The Left has activists at every level of government in every agency and all of them are corrupting the system to attack the Right. thousands of cases of this daily, just like the FISA spying on Trump and the IRS BS with the tea party charitable groups. It's a tidal wave now, nothing can overcome it.
“Lets go Brandon” is the new phrase. Everybody knows what it means and the children don’t hear the bad word.
Love the Bee ......
Man the Bee is killing it . lol...funny stuff.
Sorry to see that this is the Bee. Maybe Biden really will join in “ Let’s go Brandon”.
100%
I read the headline and truly thought it was real, before seeing it was from the Bee.
So depressing, the state of the person in the WH.
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