I had heard rumors that the ashkenazi jews were really lizard people, and the queen too.
now I know it is real.
well is the lizard from asia? /s
Should send it for covid test next.
lol good one- so many fakes out there stealing people’s money- glad he exposed them
How did the Lizard Cheney test turn out?
those extreme leftists who have seized control over the DemoNaziCommie party machine, probably all test as lizards
Still more human than Zuckerberg.
Wasn’t there a story several months ago about twins who sent in their DNA separately and found out they had different genetic ancestries? < Smirk >
Mama must have been a rolling stone.
Maybe our understanding of DNA is just all wrong...
My daughter sent a saliva sample to 23 & me a few years ago and it ultimately revealed that my half sister, who I didn’t know existed, was Miss USA first runner up in the early 2000’s (no joke)! We share the same biological dad. Yowza was that a shocker.
I took the Ancestry DNA test and didn’t know any of the people Ancestry said were related to me so I took it again (using a fake name) thinking they had made a mistake.
The results came back the same.
After doing a bit of research with the help of a genealogist, it turns out my mother had an affair while she was married to the man I thought was my Dad.
So I’m half Scottish, not half Polish.
She’s dead now and so is my bio Dad whom I never got to meet. He had no other children.
“Well, it’s the template that matched the most bubbles!”
A James Carville match perhaps?
[insert gif of Valerie Jarrett morphing into a lizard here]
They do, however, sell your blood sample to the ChiComs for their database.
How do you collect enough lizard spit for the test?
I knew my mother, God rest her soul. I have heard any number of stories that I might be the illegitimate child of a wealthy Jewish person in my home state who apparently had a long-running affair with my mom over a period of several years, but I have no interest in finding out if it is true.
My successes, such as they are, are my own. My failures in life, likewise. Neither the person who was married to my mother nor the man rumored to be the sperm donor were around to be a father for me when I was growing up, and both are now deceased, so my lack of interest in finding out who did what is complete.
I simply do not care. I won’t be getting a DNA test.
Pretend you are doing science and you can fool many with fraud. Its a growing scam as idiots give the shamsters cover by decrying “science deniers”.
I sent in saliva from my pet rat and it came back Democrat, go figure
A father buys a lie detector robot that slaps people when they lie.
He decides to test it out at dinner one night. The father asks his son what he did that afternoon.
The son says, "I did some schoolwork."
The robot slaps the son.
The son says, "Ok, Ok. I was at a friend's house watching movies."
Dad asks, "What movie did you watch?"
Son says, "Toy Story."
The robot slaps the son.
Son says, "Ok, Ok, we were watching porn."
Dad says, "What? At your age I didn't even know what porn was."
The robot slaps the father.
Mom laughs and says, "Well, he certainly is your son."
The robot slaps the mother.
Robot for sale.