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Conservatives Sit Down For A Relaxing Evening Of Being Insulted By Every Major Corporation In America
Babylon Bee ^ | 02/07/2021 | Babylon Bee

Posted on 02/08/2021 11:42:29 AM PST by tbw2

All around the country, conservatives have invited friends and family over to enjoy food, funny commercials, football, and being insulted by every major corporation in America.

"I love football," said local Christian conservative Brad Longaberger, "but I also love the humbling experience of sitting through hours of sermons from powerful corporations reminding me how rotten and terrible I am for not supporting progressive causes!"

(Excerpt) Read more at babylonbee.com ...


TOPICS: Humor; Sports
KEYWORDS: babylonbee; humor; parody; superbowl
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To: laweeks
Unfortunately, I started watching the Puppy Bowl until they spent a ton of time on that retarded man who lives in our White House and his pathetic wife blabbing about their dogs. I shut it off immediately.

I'd heard it was going to be a Biden love-fest, and I didn't like the idea of Martha Stewart and Snoop Dog as hosts; so the wife and I only watched the Kitten Bowl on Hallmark.

41 posted on 02/08/2021 1:04:23 PM PST by Sans-Culotte (11/3-11/4/2020 - The USA became a banana republic.)
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To: laweeks

Amen, laweeks, amen


42 posted on 02/08/2021 1:24:05 PM PST by Walrus (I do not consent)
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To: Steve_Seattle

The mixed-race couples in the commercials are gorgeous people. The only mixed-race couples I’ve ever seen in real life have been skinny, ugly men and short, fat blonds.

Whatever happened to “truth in advertising “?


43 posted on 02/08/2021 1:38:16 PM PST by Walrus (I do not consent)
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To: ClearCase_guy
Why insult 50% of your customers?

Who needs retail sales when you've got Covid Cash?!

44 posted on 02/08/2021 2:26:03 PM PST by .30Carbine
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To: Meatspace

Best commercial during the Super bowl last night - google Congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene and adoption option.

Or just join in the discussion here...

https://freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/3932727/posts


45 posted on 02/08/2021 3:04:09 PM PST by BrandtMichaels ( )
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To: tbw2

As usual the Babylon Bee got it!!


46 posted on 02/08/2021 3:05:02 PM PST by Deplorable American1776 (We might be DEPLORABLES, but we don't CHEAT like Dem)
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To: tbw2
LOL! I watched maybe ten minutes of the game and missed most of the commercials too. The Birds was on TCM, followed by The Fortune Cookie. And it seemed during the ten minutes I watched there was a penalty on KC every other play.
47 posted on 02/08/2021 4:02:17 PM PST by Rummyfan (In any war between the civilized man and the savage, support the civilized man. Support Israel.d)
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To: BlueStateRightist
Jim Nantz telling us that football unifies us. Corporate shill. Barf.

Nantz's toadying to Goodell over what a great job he did etc etc this season was nauseating. Goodell has been a disaster for the NFL. I'm curious what the ratings were compared to past games.

48 posted on 02/08/2021 4:06:28 PM PST by Rummyfan (In any war between the civilized man and the savage, support the civilized man. Support Israel.d)
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To: BlueStateRightist

Further, changes need to be made to the game - too many penalties, too many reviews, there is no flow to the games anymore. And of course we had to have the fact of a woman referee thrown in our faces over and over again. It’s 2021 fergawdsake. Can they give it a rest already?


49 posted on 02/08/2021 4:08:11 PM PST by Rummyfan (In any war between the civilized man and the savage, support the civilized man. Support Israel.d)
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To: E. Pluribus Unum
Anybody else notice how every couple in commercials now is a mixed-race couple?

Yes. And also throw in the commercials featuring same sex couples.

50 posted on 02/08/2021 4:12:49 PM PST by Rummyfan (In any war between the civilized man and the savage, support the civilized man. Support Israel.d)
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To: EasySt
Is it a fair commentary on our present situation to suggest that the Babylon Bee now represents the finest investigative reporting on the planet?

As Glenn Reynolds says, The Babylon Bee is the new Newspaper of record.

51 posted on 02/08/2021 4:17:27 PM PST by Rummyfan (In any war between the civilized man and the savage, support the civilized man. Support Israel.d)
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To: tbw2

any conservative that watched it asked for it...

no ifs ands or butts...

and now they’re in no position to b*tch about anyone not adhering to principles...


52 posted on 02/08/2021 4:22:38 PM PST by heavy metal (your reward will be in heaven not on your paycheck...)
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To: NWFree
Only if you allowed it to.

We had people over for a Tim Hawkins marathon.

Lots of laughs and some of the best clam dip I have ever had.

53 posted on 02/08/2021 4:28:33 PM PST by Harmless Teddy Bear (May their path be strewn with Legos, may they step on them with bare feet until they repent. )
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To: RatRipper

> self-hate, self-loathing and self-flagellation

No, it’s others-hate, others-loathing, and others-flagellation.

They love themselves. They want YOU to hate yourself.


54 posted on 02/08/2021 4:38:02 PM PST by old-ager (anti-new-ager)
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To: Whenifhow; null and void; aragorn; EnigmaticAnomaly; kalee; Kale; AZ .44 MAG; Baynative; bgill; ...

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55 posted on 02/08/2021 4:41:40 PM PST by bitt (Joe Biden has managed to take everything that is wrong with DC bureacracy and fit it into 1 cabinet)
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To: AZJeep

Might want to rethink your FRname after that jeep commercial. 🤮


56 posted on 02/08/2021 4:56:42 PM PST by CJ Wolf (#wwg1wga #Godwins; what is scarier than offensive words? Not being able to say them.. )
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To: tbw2

To top it off, Vince Lombardi had to become black. Good thing I wasn’t a family member, they would be sued.


57 posted on 02/08/2021 5:04:42 PM PST by Toespi
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To: tbw2

I know people who watched the Super Bowl. Sick people.


58 posted on 02/08/2021 5:12:59 PM PST by BobL (TheDonald.win is now Patriots.win)
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To: tbw2

MY boycott list keeps getting longer & longer.

You want t spend good money on ads showing mixed race couples at that level -—you lose me.

I DO NOT believe there are that many such couples & I refuse to be spoon fed that crap.


59 posted on 02/08/2021 5:14:36 PM PST by ridesthemiles ( )
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To: ClearCase_guy
As marketing strategies go, I think they could do better. Like, maybe, not even bringing up the subject at all.

The cat owners are loudly demanding the anti-dog owner messaging, and in terms of purchasing decisions the dog owners have so far proven largely indifferent. And the corporations have been promised a paradise of guaranteed profits and a seat at the government's table if they go along.

60 posted on 02/08/2021 5:16:23 PM PST by Mr. Jeeves ([CTRL]-[GALT]-[DELETE])
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