New Vastly Improved COVID Vaccine In The Pipeline (Satire)

01/03/21 | RetiredTexasVet

[RetiredTexasVet]

A vastly improved COVID vaccine is in the pipeline. Because 75% of COVID deaths are caused by "COVID related causes", the CDC and FDA have launched the development of an advanced vaccine to directly address the 75% of COVID case deaths that are not caused directly by COVID,

Companies owned by Climate Expert Bill Gates, CDC Doctor Redfield and NIAI Doctor Fauci have been awarded a multi-billion dollar award for the advanced COVID vaccine. The developed vaccine will be projected to cost 5 to 10 times the current vaccine per dose. Health insurance firmly back the creation of the vaccine and the Federal government's obligation to distribute and pay for the hundreds of millions of doses.

Addressing the "COVID related" causes will include embedded capabilities to prevent COVID related causes including: car, murder, accidental shooting, diabetes, heart attack, suicide, Ebola, drug overdose and bombing deaths. A stretch claim is that it will also prevent prevent people who have dirt on the Clintons from mysteriously dying.

When this vaccine hits the market COVID "Related" death will completely disappear.

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Worthy of The Babylon Bee

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Bring Out Your Dead

Post to me or FReep mail to be on/off the Bring Out Your Dead ping list.

The purpose of the “Bring Out Your Dead” ping list (formerly the “Ebola” ping list) is very early warning of emerging pandemics, as such it has a high false positive rate.

The false positive rate was 100%.

At some point we may well have a high mortality pandemic, and likely as not the “Bring Out Your Dead” threads will miss the beginning entirely.

*sigh* Such is life, and death...

Quarantine the sick. Protect the vulnerable. Free everyone else.

[Tilted Irish Kilt]

null and void : "Worthy of The Babylon Bee "

True that !
You know that the Biden family isn't the only one's who make money off political access.

[MIchaelTArchangel]

The existing vaccines being touted are allegedly between 92% and 95% effected. There is an injection to guarantee the person who receives it will be 100% certain to avoid contracting Covid-19. The injection is adminisgtered directly to the forehead from a device that ejects a high velocity projectile.

[Travis McGee]

[foundedonpurpose]

So one that won’t kill you at twice the death rate of the virus. How fun!

[Technical Editor]

No source for this, eh?

[null and void]

No source for this, eh?

It has an impeccable and brilliant source: RetiredTexasVet

[MadMax, the Grinning Reaper]

There is something in the “pipeline” but it’s not a COVID vaccine. Watching “Up in Smoke” my friends.

[Drew68]

[gleeaikin]

But are the Bidens the ones profiting from withholding life saving information and running tests proving that HCQ doesn’t work when used for late covid and without ZINC. Of course it doesn’t. Dr. Zelenko clearly said this combo works when used early in the disease and in combination. After a certain point there are so many viruses that the immune system goes crazy and overactive causing the deadly cytochyme storms which kill. It is a two phase disease, and the HCQ/Zinc combo are clearly for the first phase. The Azithromycin or Doxycycline might help the second phase along with other treatments that do not include HCQ or zinc, and probably not much help from Remdesivir either.

[gleeaikin]

Yeah, but, masking and social distance are so much less deadly and safer to apply.

[Monkey Face]

I couldn’t have said it better, Nully!

Bravo, RTV!

‘Face

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