Worthy of The Babylon Bee
Post to me or FReep mail to be on/off the Bring Out Your Dead ping list.
The purpose of the “Bring Out Your Dead” ping list (formerly the “Ebola” ping list) is very early warning of emerging pandemics, as such it has a high false positive rate.
The false positive rate was 100%.
At some point we may well have a high mortality pandemic, and likely as not the “Bring Out Your Dead” threads will miss the beginning entirely.
*sigh* Such is life, and death...
Quarantine the sick. Protect the vulnerable. Free everyone else.
The existing vaccines being touted are allegedly between 92% and 95% effected. There is an injection to guarantee the person who receives it will be 100% certain to avoid contracting Covid-19. The injection is adminisgtered directly to the forehead from a device that ejects a high velocity projectile.
So one that won’t kill you at twice the death rate of the virus. How fun!
There is something in the “pipeline” but it’s not a COVID vaccine. Watching “Up in Smoke” my friends.