Posted on 10/15/2020 8:12:15 PM PDT by Tolerance Sucks Rocks
WASHINGTON, D.C.After two days of Amy Coney Barrett gracefully and stoically answering questions with perfect recall and no notes, suspicions grew on Capitol Hill that she might be a practitioner of the dark arts.
"Oh, she's a witch alright, just look at her!" said Senator Hirono. "Just look at the way she's dressed and how she's so much prettier and smarter than us! She's in league with Beelzebub himself, I just know it! We must burn her!"
Senator Hirono then pulled a live duck out of a massive burlap sack next to her and announced: "In addition to being a Senator, I am also quite wise in the ways of science. Everyone knows witches burn because they are made of wood. I think I read that somewhere. Wood floats, and so do ducks-- so logically, if Amy Coney Barrett weighs as much as this duck I found in the reflection pool outside, she is a witch and must be burned."
(Excerpt) Read more at babylonbee.com ...
I recently read that Hirono is the dumbest senator in the senate. Just because Patty Murray(D WA) Osama bin Laden builds day care centers, isn’t in the news lately, doesn’t mean she has ceded her position.
We must follow the science.
Turning that stupid vile harpy into a newt would be a significant upgrade in intelligence personality and looks.
Wikipedia claims her father was an alcoholic, and a compulsive gambler. I wondered if he didn't beat or molest her, or both.
Good grief!
-PJ
You sure about that.
Maybe she is a newt who is trying to get out.
Hirono is a seriously ugly woman inside and out.
I think ACB did turn Hirono into a NEWT, she looks like Gingrich in drag with a dark wig!
To the BBee. Hironi is a “witch” but it’s spelled with a “B”. She should have starred as the killer in “American Psycho”.
Sniffing too much volcano fumes.
Time to sacrifice her to the volcano gods like in “Beastmaster” (ok it was a large fire pit) and “Joe versus the Volcano”.
My dog's shaved hind end is better looking than crazy Mazie!
Babylon reports that they were demonetized by Facebook for this story. FB claims it is an exhortation to violence. I wish I were joking.
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