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Senator Hirono Demands ACB Be Weighed Against A Duck To See If She Is A Witch
The Babylon Bee ^ | October 14, 2020 | The Babylon Bee

Posted on 10/15/2020 8:12:15 PM PDT by Tolerance Sucks Rocks

WASHINGTON, D.C.—After two days of Amy Coney Barrett gracefully and stoically answering questions with perfect recall and no notes, suspicions grew on Capitol Hill that she might be a practitioner of the dark arts.

"Oh, she's a witch alright, just look at her!" said Senator Hirono. "Just look at the way she's dressed and how she's so much prettier and smarter than us! She's in league with Beelzebub himself, I just know it! We must burn her!"

Senator Hirono then pulled a live duck out of a massive burlap sack next to her and announced: "In addition to being a Senator, I am also quite wise in the ways of science. Everyone knows witches burn because they are made of wood. I think I read that somewhere. Wood floats, and so do ducks-- so logically, if Amy Coney Barrett weighs as much as this duck I found in the reflection pool outside, she is a witch and must be burned."

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TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Conspiracy; Humor; Miscellaneous; Sports; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: acb; duck; hawaii; hearings; maziehirono; montypython; satire; scotus; witch; wood
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1 posted on 10/15/2020 8:12:15 PM PDT by Tolerance Sucks Rocks
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To: 100American; al baby; Allegra; BufordP; dp0622; EveningStar; Gefn; GunsareOK; JRios1968; ...

But ACB’s true test will be when Dick Durbin unleashes the Knights who say “Ni!”

DANG!


2 posted on 10/15/2020 8:13:05 PM PDT by Tolerance Sucks Rocks (Hope is not a plan. -- Matthew Bracken)
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

It’s too bad ACB didn’t turn Hirono into a newt.


3 posted on 10/15/2020 8:14:08 PM PDT by Texas Eagle ( and)
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

Good grief!


4 posted on 10/15/2020 8:14:17 PM PDT by Biggirl ("One Lord, one faith, one baptism" - Ephesians 4:5)
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

That Pythonesque “scientific” argument makes more sense than the Climate-Alchemy that’s floating around in the skulls of Marxists.


5 posted on 10/15/2020 8:16:26 PM PDT by rfp1234 (Caveat Emperor)
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To: Texas Eagle

Most of Hirono got better, but her brain is still that of a newt.


6 posted on 10/15/2020 8:17:10 PM PDT by rfp1234 (Caveat Emperor)
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To: Texas Eagle
It’s too bad ACB didn’t turn Hirono into a newt.

She didn’t?! I could have sworn I saw her being eyed by Gussie Fink-Nottle.
7 posted on 10/15/2020 8:17:33 PM PDT by Dr. Sivana (There is no salvation in politics)
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To: Texas Eagle

She’d be better looking, that’s for sure!


8 posted on 10/15/2020 8:18:38 PM PDT by Jacob Kell
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
Mynd you, hirønø bites Kan be pretti nasti...


9 posted on 10/15/2020 8:19:24 PM PDT by DoodleBob (Gravity's waiting period is about 9.8 m/s^2)
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To: Jacob Kell

It’s a fair cop!


10 posted on 10/15/2020 8:19:33 PM PDT by j.havenfarm ( Beginning my 20th year on FR! 2,500+ replies and still not shutting up!)
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To: Texas Eagle
It's too bad ACB didn't turn Hirono into a newt.

I stand corrected.

11 posted on 10/15/2020 8:20:15 PM PDT by Texas Eagle ( and)
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The empty-headed animal food trough wiperrrr...
12 posted on 10/15/2020 8:21:59 PM PDT by decal (I'm not rude, I don't suffer fools is all.)
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To: DoodleBob

Ugly soul.


13 posted on 10/15/2020 8:23:34 PM PDT by Getready (Wisdom is more valuable than gold and diamonds, and harder to find.)
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To: DoodleBob

LOL!


14 posted on 10/15/2020 8:25:09 PM PDT by Tolerance Sucks Rocks (Hope is not a plan. -- Matthew Bracken)
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To: rfp1234

I personally believe in mild AGW, but not in the Green Great Leap Forward New Deal. An all-of-the-above energy policy without fear (taxes and excessive regulation) or favor (subsidies) should be sufficient.


15 posted on 10/15/2020 8:26:58 PM PDT by Tolerance Sucks Rocks (Hope is not a plan. -- Matthew Bracken)
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To: decal

I too fart in her general direction, and I have it on good authority that her mothair was a hamstair and her fathair smelled of elderberries.


16 posted on 10/15/2020 8:28:28 PM PDT by Tolerance Sucks Rocks (Hope is not a plan. -- Matthew Bracken)
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

Bjorn Lomborg agrees.


17 posted on 10/15/2020 8:28:55 PM PDT by rfp1234 (Caveat Emperor)
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

Hirono swings from both sides if the plate, she looks very masculine to me. The questions she asked were very eerie in my book, she is hiding something


18 posted on 10/15/2020 8:29:41 PM PDT by 100American (Knowledge is knowing how, Wisdom is knowing when)
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To: Texas Eagle

I guess she did not get better.


19 posted on 10/15/2020 8:37:24 PM PDT by I-ambush (Got arrested for inciting a peaceful riot)
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

Hornio is a troll. You know. Those ugly things that live under a bridge.


20 posted on 10/15/2020 8:40:11 PM PDT by HighSierra5
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