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Libertarian Party Reminds Americans They Can Actually Choose Lesser Of Three Evils
The Babylon Bee ^
| September 10, 2020
| The Babylon Bee
Posted on 09/12/2020 5:09:43 PM PDT by Tolerance Sucks Rocks
U.S.As election day in America draws nearer, the Libertarian Party is reminding Americans that they don't have to choose the lesser of two evils in a corrupt two-party system. This year, thanks to Libertarian candidate Dr. Jo Jorgensen, they can now choose the least of three evils!
"This is a game-changer for this country," said Dr. Jorgensen as she received a rabies shot due to her recent bat bite. "Americans have too long been forced into an impossible choice between two parties who are not serving or representing the people. We are proud to be adding a third choice to that mix, allowing citizens to pick between three flavors of evil rather than just two!"
Voters have expressed interest in Dr. Jorgensen's position that private citizens should be allowed to own an M1 Abrams tank, but some are balking at her pro-abortion stance, which many see as a deal-breaker. Others are worried they'll never hear the end of it from Biden and Trump supporters if they "throw away their vote" on a third-party candidate. Jorgensen is working hard to convince skeptical voters that when it comes to evil, she definitely comes in a distant third behind Biden and Trump.
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TOPICS: Conspiracy; Education; Humor; Society
KEYWORDS: election2020; libertarians; politics; satire
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To: 100American; al baby; Allegra; BufordP; dp0622; EveningStar; Gefn; GunsareOK; JRios1968; ...
THREE evils! Yeeeeeeaaaaaahhhhhhh!!!
DANG!
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posted on
09/12/2020 5:10:25 PM PDT
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Tolerance Sucks Rocks
(The Constitution guarantees the States protection against insurrection. Act now, Mr. President!)
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
That’s a really good way to elect the greater of three evils.
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posted on
09/12/2020 5:11:02 PM PDT
by
E. Pluribus Unum
(When exposing a crime is treated as committing a crime, you are being ruled by criminals. -E Snowden)
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
That would be the least of three evils, and...no.
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posted on
09/12/2020 5:14:37 PM PDT
by
gundog
( Hail to the Chief, bitches!)
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
50 days out and here come the crackpots.
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
Obviously the checks from Soros didn’t bounce.
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posted on
09/12/2020 5:27:36 PM PDT
by
CatOwner
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
Libertarians would let a billion Chinese come to the United States.
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
The least of three evils is still EVIL!
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posted on
09/12/2020 5:28:57 PM PDT
by
Fiddlstix
(Warning! This Is A Subliminal Tagline! Read it at your own risk!(Presented by TagLines R US))
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
Libertarian Party Reminds Americans They Can Actually Choose Lesser Of Three Evils We already did Dufus.
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posted on
09/12/2020 5:30:37 PM PDT
by
itsahoot
(The ability to read auto correct is necessary to read my posts understanding them is another matter.)
To: Revenge of Sith
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posted on
09/12/2020 5:36:04 PM PDT
by
Tolerance Sucks Rocks
(The Constitution guarantees the States protection against insurrection. Act now, Mr. President!)
To: CatOwner
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posted on
09/12/2020 5:36:20 PM PDT
by
Tolerance Sucks Rocks
(The Constitution guarantees the States protection against insurrection. Act now, Mr. President!)
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
Responsible for Senator Tester.
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posted on
09/12/2020 5:36:52 PM PDT
by
MSF BU
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
Responsible for Senator Tester.
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posted on
09/12/2020 5:36:52 PM PDT
by
MSF BU
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
Libertarians are almost as bad as democrats. Only difference is they won’t steal everything you own. However, their open borders will destroy the country just as effectively as socialism will.
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
I was a Libertarian in my youth. I not only got tired of of losing, I realized we are in a fight against the pure evil of the Democrat Party and we will not will that war by ignoring our own generals and fighting independently. The Rat party is too monstrous an organized evil to fight without a United front
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posted on
09/12/2020 6:05:44 PM PDT
by
Nateman
(If the left is not screaming, you are doing it wrong!)
To: gundog
Thank you.
Lesser of two.
Least of three.
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posted on
09/12/2020 6:31:18 PM PDT
by
Mad Dawg
(Sta, si cum canibus magnis currere non potes, in portico.)
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
That’s it, waste a vote. It’s Trump or communism. Deal with it.
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
“Many conservatives have reportedly taken the Libertarian Party’s message to heart, choosing to vote for the least of three evils: Trump.”
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posted on
09/12/2020 9:25:13 PM PDT
by
TChad
(The MSM, having nuked its own credibility, is now bombing the rubble.)
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
Reminds me of the FReepers pushing Virgil Goode back when - should have known they intended it as satire....or maybe they were just nuts.
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posted on
09/13/2020 3:30:35 AM PDT
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trebb
(Don't howl about illegal leeches, or Trump in general, while not donating to FR - it's hypocritical.)
To: Aut Pax Aut Bellum
It’s satire. But don’t worry; I doubt I’ll vote for Jorgensen. Her notions of open borders, free-trade-uber-alles and a military entirely within our shores and not protecting the sea lanes is as fantastical as Trump repeatedly saying the Frankenvirus is going to go away shortly. Neither are based in reality, but Trump’s notion is the less dangerous one, in my view.
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posted on
09/13/2020 6:11:42 PM PDT
by
Tolerance Sucks Rocks
(The Constitution guarantees the States protection against insurrection. Act now, Mr. President!)
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