Posted on 08/13/2020 4:24:52 PM PDT by bitt
In a tearful "thank-you" to Joe Biden this week, Kamala Harris expressed how deeply humbled she was to have been chosen for VP based solely on her race and her gender. According to sources in the Democrat Party, Harris has both the required number of chromosomes in her cells, and also the right amount of melanin in the epidermis that protects her internal organs.
"My woman-ness and my black-ness are by far my two best qualities," said Harris. "As it turns out, I've been qualified to run for VP since birth!"
According to experts, no one has ever exhibited such a precisely perfect combination of genetic factors before. Scientists hope this may usher in a more progressive era where every leader is chosen based on immutable physical characteristics rather than outdated concepts such as character and competence.
Kamala Harris has a reputation for indiscriminately rounding up people and throwing them in jail for some reason. America's minority population have reported looking forward to seeing what it might be like to be prosecuted and imprisoned by a woman of color.
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These guys are the funniest satire site on the interwebs.
So, in the University Class of Logic 101...this gal is both racist and sexist.
It’s good to see someone being rewarded for what they are best at. I wonder if she practices?
The Babylon Bee - Tomorrow’s News Today
“Kamala Harris Humbled To Have Been Chosen Exclusively For Her Race, Gender.,”
I know it’s tongue in cheek but how about race= who the hell knows, and gender= slut.
Wrong twice, of course.
(1) You have to be white to be a racist
(2) You have to be male to be sexist
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Why is this being portrayed as satire?
The Babylon Bee - They barely get their satire out today before it becomes actual news tomorrow (or even sooner with the accelerating lunacy).
Because it is satire, at least for the next 15 minutes.
Come on man, I wouldn’t downplay the role her bj skills played in the decision.
and most proud that an Anchor Baby can be picked as a VP
LOL!
Humbled? She was practically brought to her knees!
First time a literal c0cksucker could be a heartbeat away from the presidency.
So, she’s happy to be the token. Since if she were Lilly white, she’d be at home right now watching the news about Biden’s pick.
Sounds like they way a John would pick a hooker: Race genitalia, and she is all IN!
These people are sick.
Really sick.
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