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COVID 19 JOKES
The source is US
| 3/30/2020
| By Laz A. Mataz
Posted on 03/30/2020 4:00:09 PM PDT by Lazamataz
Ever one to see the humor in even the worst circumstances, I set out to try to lighten hearts with a little COVID-19 humor.
I authored these:
China got this virus right off the bat.
I now wash my hands, shower daily, and keep my house disinfected. All it took was the end of the world to become a human being.
With all the airports shut down or travel-restricted, CNN's viewership is now nearly 5 people.
TOPICS: Cheese, Moose, Sister; Chit/Chat; Humor; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: humor; jokes; laugh
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Add to this, if you have any funny Covid jokes.
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posted on
03/30/2020 4:00:09 PM PDT
by
Lazamataz
To: Lazamataz
So, should we wait untill after the pandemic to do the census?
2
posted on
03/30/2020 4:01:32 PM PDT
by
calljack
(Sometimes your worst nightmare is just a start.)
To: Lazamataz
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posted on
03/30/2020 4:02:02 PM PDT
by
Lazamataz
(China got this virus right off the bat.)
To: Lazamataz
What goes perfect with coronavirus? Answer Lyme disease
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posted on
03/30/2020 4:02:29 PM PDT
by
magua
(It's not racism, it's just that thisBecause itÂ’s being reported that a lot of this started in 2015.)
To: Lazamataz
What do you call someone who hoards toilet paper?
Asswipes!
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posted on
03/30/2020 4:02:35 PM PDT
by
joshua c
To: Lazamataz
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posted on
03/30/2020 4:02:52 PM PDT
by
Lazamataz
(China got this virus right off the bat.)
To: joshua c
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posted on
03/30/2020 4:03:14 PM PDT
by
Lazamataz
(China got this virus right off the bat.)
To: Lazamataz
If your bat had ticks, do you get Corona with Lyme?
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posted on
03/30/2020 4:03:20 PM PDT
by
Joe 6-pack
(Qui me amat, amat et canem meum.)
To: Lazamataz
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posted on
03/30/2020 4:03:55 PM PDT
by
Lazamataz
(China got this virus right off the bat.)
To: Lazamataz
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posted on
03/30/2020 4:04:18 PM PDT
by
Lazamataz
(China got this virus right off the bat.)
To: Lazamataz
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posted on
03/30/2020 4:04:20 PM PDT
by
real saxophonist
(If you don't have a gun, sell some toilet paper, and go buy a gun. - Colion Noir)
To: Lazamataz
I hope you’ll be here all week.
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posted on
03/30/2020 4:05:19 PM PDT
by
Jamestown1630
("A Republic, if you can keep it.")
To: Lazamataz
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posted on
03/30/2020 4:05:40 PM PDT
by
Lazamataz
(China got this virus right off the bat.)
To: Lazamataz
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posted on
03/30/2020 4:05:51 PM PDT
by
real saxophonist
(If you don't have a gun, sell some toilet paper, and go buy a gun. - Colion Noir)
To: Lazamataz
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posted on
03/30/2020 4:06:27 PM PDT
by
Lazamataz
(China got this virus right off the bat.)
To: Lazamataz
The wife has been in a great mood the last week or so, I stopped picking my nose.
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posted on
03/30/2020 4:06:30 PM PDT
by
jazusamo
(Have You Donated to Keep Free Republic Up and Running?)
To: Jamestown1630
I hope he’ll be here next week.
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posted on
03/30/2020 4:06:36 PM PDT
by
calljack
(Sometimes your worst nightmare is just a start.)
To: Lazamataz
Clever, as usual, Laz. :)
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posted on
03/30/2020 4:06:59 PM PDT
by
Bigg Red
(WWG1WGA)
To: Lazamataz
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posted on
03/30/2020 4:07:29 PM PDT
by
Lazamataz
(China got this virus right off the bat.)
To: real saxophonist
But, they may only have vegan food...
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posted on
03/30/2020 4:07:47 PM PDT
by
real saxophonist
(If you don't have a gun, sell some toilet paper, and go buy a gun. - Colion Noir)
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