Killer asteroid destroys New York in simulation exercise

Fox Fluff News ^ | May 5, 2019 | Christopher Carbone

[Navy Patriot]

A massive killer asteroid is headed straight for New York.

[Navy Patriot]

Couldn't happen to nicer people!

[BenLurkin]

The research team...

[mountainlion]

How about a simulation of an asteroid hitting Washington DC

[Bonemaker]

What is this “simulation” shit? As long as Nadler, Schumer, the Clintons et al are in town let it be done.

[mountainlion]

How about a simulation of an asteroid hitting Washington DC

[beethovenfan]

Not a bad idea if they got deBlahBlah

[laplata]

Aw, shucks, ain’t that too bad.

[joethedrummer]

...and there was much rejoicing...

[COBOL2Java]

How about a simulation of an asteroid hitting Washington DC

The heck with anywhere in the U.S. How about an asteroid hitting Mecca?

[Secret Agent Man]

Could we make it DC instead?

[Redwood71]

Outside of a quiet, would anyone notice? Can they simulate that?

rwood

[oldvirginian]

“A massive killer asteroid is headed straight for New York.”

That’ll buff right out!

[IronJack]

Wishful thinking.

[Truthoverpower]

We can only hope !

[DaxtonBrown]

Why tease us when real life would be better.

[DesertRhino]

Ne York is ok, but DC would be my first choice

[Destroyer Sailor]

We could never be that lucky.

[maddog55]

De-Blasio has already destroyed it..

[AnotherUnixGeek]

If only NASA and the federal government paid as much attention to the issue of meteorite strikes as they do to the global warming cult. Big meteorite strikes have caused planet-wide extinction events in the Earth’s history. We’re the only species that has ever existed on this planet that might conceivably be able to detect, mitigate or even prevent another such event. A sane race governed by sane individuals would be worrying about that instead of getting hysterical over small, manageable incremental rises in temperature.

[Vaquero]

The asteroid was Carl maudlin’s nose. James Bond saves the day. Natalie Wood goes swimming. The end.