Posted on 04/03/2019 8:58:47 AM PDT by Mrs. Don-o
NEW YORK, NY—L'Oréal USA announced in a press release Tuesday that the company is introducing "The Biden Collection" under its Garnier Fructis brand.
The shampoos and conditioners are said to give off that perfect hair scent that vice presidents simply can't resist. From "Presidential Passion Fruit" and "Oval Office Orange" to "Creepy Cranberry" and "Too Close Tomato," the line has scents to attract any kind of vice president.
Joe Biden himself was brought in as a consultant to help engineers craft the ideal scent. Biden smelled hundreds of flavors before personally selecting the ones used for the official product line.
"I stand by this product 100%," he said. "I believe every woman in America deserves to have her hair good and sniffed. Don't let boring, unscented shampoos rob you of the chance to have a creepy vice president come up to you and give your hair a good smelling."
According to L'Oréal reps, ethical consumers need not worry. The company assured its customers that Biden did not test the product on animals, but rather insisted on humane testing procedures on live women.
LOL!!!
I love smelling hair, my wife’s!!!
This is also abuse of power at it’s most disgusting because what man is going to punch out the VP of the United States for touching or smelling his wife?
Our government folks have become no different or perhaps worse than kings and queens and mobsters.
Do they have a Biden Collection shampoo for kids?
He’s toast
Most annoyingly, this !&(^&@# is going to get a pass because he and doofybernie are both polling well, toe the party line (ish), and are polling well.
Lie, cheat, steal....
KYPD
Gak.
Creepy VP, akin to a dog; rather than smell one end,
he smells another.
We mistake him for the fact that he is
Niles Crane’s brother.
It all makes sense. The Emerald City of Seattle is going to the dogs anyway.
And yet, ‘Illary was very vocal when Rick Lazio invaded her space, never complained when creepy VP made advances toward her.
"Damn, I'm stimulated.....I better call the wife."
Biden has received so much attention the last several days in the MSM, this has to be Democrat inspired. They don’t want this old white dude.
It’s the real life version of SNL’s solution to sexual harassment. Just look like Tom Brady.
https://www.c-span.org/video/?c4521589/joe-biden-creeps-girl
Will the “Biden Collection” make Plugs fall out?
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