Thousands petition to let people DRINK liquid found inside 2,000-year-old Egyptian sarcophagus(tr)

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/ ^ | 7/22/18 | JESSICA GREEN

[BBell]

Thousands sign petition to let people DRINK red liquid found inside 2,000-year-old Egyptian sarcophagus believing it is the elixir of life while experts say it is just sewage water

Thousands sign petition to let people drink red liquid found inside sarcophagus

The 2,000-year-old Egyptian coffin was found earlier this month in Alexandria

Tongue-in-cheek petition created last week and now has over 11,000 signatures

A petition to let people drink from a red liquid found inside a 2,000-year-old Egyptian sarcophagus has received thousands of signatures.

Speculations about the large black granite sarcophagus quickly started after its opening in the coastal city of Alexandria earlier this month.

Yet Egypt's Antiquities Ministry says the liquid is neither 'juice for mummies that contains an elixir of life' nor is it red mercury but only sewage water.

It also says the find doesn't belong to any ancient rulers and the remains are undergoing restorations to reveal more.

The tongue-in-cheek petition was created last week and now has over 11,000 signatures.

Some suggest it belongs to the ancient Greek ruler, Alexander the Great.

Others warned of 'the curse' opening it would unleash. These reports were dismissed by the ministry.

The petition encouraged people that they needed to 'drink the red liquid from the cursed dark sarcophagus' in order to 'assume its powers'.

People were quick to comment, with one writing: 'We deserve the power of the Egyptian elite.'

[justa-hairyape]

It’s been a very long time, but have they checked it for radiation ? Lol.

[BBell]

Chug-a-lug chug-a-lug make you wanna holler hi-de-ho

[ApplegateRanch]

Really did a great job keeping those three skeletons alive. Critical thinking is our friend, and not the petitioning morons’ strong suit.

[PLMerite]

More brains!

[partyrepub]

One of my all time favorite Zombie movies. It is a hilarious. So many great parts. I love the mortician with his Nazi marches on his head phones and his P38 or Lugar. All in all a great movie.

[partyrepub]

Another good part is when the Zombie eat the cops and then radio to dispatch,”Send more Cops”! Loved it.

[vannrox]

I guess you can’t fix stupid.

[Impy]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wgB25WBeBxA

[Cowboy Bob]

I’ll sign the petition. As long as they have to eat a Tide pod too!

[a fool in paradise]

>>That’s ok, as long as they don’t use a plastic straw...

[a fool in paradise]

“Tongue-in-cheek petition created last week and now has over 11,000 signatures”

It’s just people playing dumb for the internet. Whether it is bafflement over a rapper giving an old dude like Paul Macca a shot a fame or Trumprage or whatever, it’s just the internet and not grounded in much reality...

[Candor7]

Buahahahahahahahaha!

THATS THE POST OF THE DAY.
I snorted my coffee.

[Little Ray]

Dilute the liquid a by a factor of 100, and give ‘em a few milliliters each.

Wait. Don’t . That is how the Zombie plague starts.

[Red Badger]

I thought they said the sarcophagus was full of sewage that had seeped in over the years from bad plumbing?....................

[Red Badger]

The joke’s on them! There were no Tanna Leaves in the liquid!...................

[Moltke]

You’re welcome. Thought this is “your” topic, so I left the posting honors to you, LOL.

[COBOL2Java]

A petition to let people drink from a red liquid found inside a 2,000-year-old Egyptian sarcophagus has received thousands of signatures

[SunkenCiv]

Yeah, or they really loved Austin Powers’ trip to Paddington Station.

[SunkenCiv]

LOL

[Red Badger]

He won’t be dead..................