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North Korea and Fluffy Kittens
8/28/2017 | By Laz A. Mataz

Posted on 08/28/2017 4:56:04 PM PDT by Lazamataz

While North Korea launched a very provocative missile right over the northern island in Japan, something even worse happened to me right here in America.

Another little kitten adopted me.

It came right up and demanded I take it home.

Dammit all.

Now I have three.


TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: kittens
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To: fivecatsandadog

Alpha: Male.
Beta: Female.

As it should be.


81 posted on 08/29/2017 7:05:46 AM PDT by Lazamataz (The "news" networks and papers are bitter, dangerous enemies of the American people.)
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To: Lazamataz

YES that’s WRONG. Bad Laz. BAD BAD BAD.


82 posted on 08/29/2017 7:08:15 AM PDT by fivecatsandadog (DRAIN THE SWAMP. BUILD THE WALL. EFF the rogue judges, Obama and the MSM.)
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To: fivecatsandadog
YES that’s WRONG. Bad Laz. BAD BAD BAD.

I'm sorry.

I'll never do it again.

Until next time.

83 posted on 08/29/2017 7:10:19 AM PDT by Lazamataz (The "news" networks and papers are bitter, dangerous enemies of the American people.)
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To: EinNYC

Those poor kitties - someone needs to get a clue and give them a litter box. The blanket their crawling on looks like its loaded with poop.


84 posted on 08/29/2017 7:34:19 AM PDT by fivecatsandadog (DRAIN THE SWAMP. BUILD THE WALL. EFF the rogue judges, Obama and the MSM.)
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To: Lazamataz

So, is Newbie going to be ‘Gamma’?


85 posted on 08/29/2017 8:20:07 AM PDT by Jamestown1630 ("A Republic, if you can keep it.")
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To: Lazamataz

It’s trying to locate or be located by mom.


86 posted on 08/29/2017 9:27:33 AM PDT by gundog (Hail to the Chief, bitches.)
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To: Lazamataz


87 posted on 08/29/2017 10:03:24 AM PDT by JoeProBono (SOME IMAGES MAY BE DISTURBING VIEWER DISCRETION IS ADVISED;-{)
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To: Lazamataz

All kittens mew, especially in a new environment. He/she will grow out of it. Give Half Pint a little time.


88 posted on 08/29/2017 10:20:06 AM PDT by Viking2002 ("If you find yourself in a fair fight, your tactics suck." - John Steinbeck)
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To: Lazamataz

The nighttime meeping will continue for a few days. It’ll go away shortly.

Their little brains are barely wired. They meep all the time.


89 posted on 08/29/2017 10:23:55 AM PDT by Celerity
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To: Celerity

I have reason to believe my new kitten is a member of Antifa.


90 posted on 08/29/2017 11:53:51 AM PDT by Lazamataz (The "news" networks and papers are bitter, dangerous enemies of the American people.)
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To: Lazamataz
That was pretty funny.... like they really were discussing things.

Oh, you poor cat newbie, you have no idea. Kitty overlords is not just a funny internet meme. ;^)

91 posted on 08/29/2017 12:25:47 PM PDT by TigersEye (0bama. The Legacy is a lie. The lie is the Legacy.)
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To: Lazamataz

Ok, after checking the other posts, no one mentioned it.

You need to keep the kitten separate from the others until it’s had a feline leukemia/feline AIDS test. If it’s healthy and you want to get it vaccinated, don’t bother with the AIDS shot. It doesn’t work all that well, thought the Leukemia vaccine does. All of our cats get that one but not the AIDS. Another problem with that vaccine is the cat will test positive for AIDS the rest of its life.

If your cats stay inside all the time and you don’t feel the need for the vaccines, you at least need to know the lil darling is healthy and won’t infect your other two.

As for the mewling, it should stop soon. Poor baby is just scared. Been through the ordeal numerous times (is THAT an understatement!) and they calm down pretty quickly.

I hope the new behbeh tests healthy and has a long, happy life with you and the other two kittehs. And we’re still waiting for a pic of the lil darlin’. :-)


92 posted on 08/29/2017 1:51:53 PM PDT by radu (God bless our military men and women, past and present)
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To: radu

Got the Feline leukemia angle completely covered, but I thank you for your post!


93 posted on 08/29/2017 3:12:13 PM PDT by Lazamataz (The "news" networks and papers are bitter, dangerous enemies of the American people.)
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To: JoeProBono

Where did you get my duster and who is that guy wearing it?


94 posted on 08/29/2017 3:26:10 PM PDT by Harmless Teddy Bear (Not a Romantic, not a hero worshiper and stop trying to tug my heartstrings. It tickles! (pink bow))
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To: Lazamataz

Good to know!

It’s shocking, and infuriating, how many people don’t even think about it.


95 posted on 08/29/2017 6:21:30 PM PDT by radu (God bless our military men and women, past and present)
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To: Lazamataz

I know someone who started with one kitten.

Now there are nine.

I never pictured you as a ‘cat lady’ man, Laz.

Admission is a first step.


96 posted on 08/29/2017 6:24:38 PM PDT by combat_boots (God bless Israel and all who protect and defend her! Merry Christmas! In God We Trust!)
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To: Lazamataz

“Should I keep it or should I adopt it out?”

It has already imprinted, Laz. It only takes 15 minutes or so.

You’re stuck with kitteh, who will likely become lap kitteh.


97 posted on 08/29/2017 6:29:30 PM PDT by combat_boots (God bless Israel and all who protect and defend her! Merry Christmas! In God We Trust!)
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To: JoeProBono

Just about the goofiest damn hats I’ve ever seen on a heterosexual male.


98 posted on 08/29/2017 6:37:45 PM PDT by PLMerite ("Government should be done to cattle and not human beings." - John Milius)
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To: LostInBayport; Lazamataz
They now have you. That's how it works.

You know the old saying....dogs have owners, but cats have staff.

99 posted on 09/02/2017 5:02:28 AM PDT by DoodleBob
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To: TheOldLady; Cyber Liberty; CatherineofAragon; melissa_in_ga; Slings and Arrows; ...
As promised, an update and some pictures:

I named the kitten Gizmo, because he has the dark brown and white-patch coloring of Gizmo from the movie Gremlins.

He's integrated well into the house. Lisa is starting to actually like him already... she likes to play and Zippy does NOT PLAY.

Zippy tolerates Gizmo, which is a lot better than I expected.

I caught them all three sleeping in very close proximity on my bed. BUSTED.

Gizmo enjoys attacking the following items: A rug, a small scrap of paper, a blanket, imaginary items in the air, hair, nothing at all, couches, and string.

As promised, pictures of Gizmo. He actually looks a lot like Gizmo from the movie.


100 posted on 09/04/2017 4:45:22 PM PDT by Lazamataz (The "news" networks and papers are bitter, dangerous enemies of the American people.)
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