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Breaking News: FBI Uncovers Evidence That 62 Million Trump Voters are All Russian Agents
NYFeed.org ^ | 4/7/2017 | NYFeed

Posted on 04/09/2017 10:48:28 AM PDT by Beave Meister

Anonymous sources within the FBI have revealed to The Times that they have new evidence indicating that everyone who voted for Donald Trump is an agent of the FSB (formerly the KGB). An unknown portion of these voters may have had their minds controlled by a Russian space-beam, agents close to the investigation say.

The allegation that 62 million Americans appear to be employed by Russian intelligence services has rocked the Bureau, and it is reported that multiple agents have taken their own lives, given that realizing just how deep this Russian hacking conspiracy runs blew their minds – literally.

This shocking new revelation comes after it was confirmed as a fact that Russia did Wikileaks because Donald Trump personally called Vladimir Putin and asked him to. It was also revealed earlier this week that Alex Jones (real name “Alexi Jonesinov”) is a Russian sleeper agent who was ordered by the FSB (formerly the KGB) to post news articles on the internet saying that Donald Trump would be a good President.

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TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Humor
KEYWORDS: americans; communism; conspiracy; corruption; deepstate; democrats; donaldtrump; election2016; elections; fakenews; fbi; fraud; gop; hacked; hillary; hillaryclinton; kgb; liberals; mccarthyism; obama; putin; republicans; russia; russians; satire; trump; vladimirputin; voterfraud; wikileaks
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To: Fiddlstix

First they came for the chipmunks...


41 posted on 04/09/2017 1:35:10 PM PDT by Eagles6 (My weapons are lubricated by liberal tears.)
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To: Beave Meister

During the primaries, I started off 100% for Jeb, but then Anastasiya here convinced me to go for Trump. I tried to resist. I swear! But there is only so much a man can take!

42 posted on 04/09/2017 1:55:35 PM PDT by Southside_Chicago_Republican (If liberty means anything at all, it means the right to tell people what they do not want to hear.)
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To: Leaning Right

That’s ridiculous! I’d like to say more about it, but my short-wave instructions from Radio Moscow are due in 5 minutes, so I’ve got to log off FR now.


Da, Comrade, it’s coming on right now.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l_gcIo-IHbA


43 posted on 04/09/2017 2:19:07 PM PDT by kaehurowing
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To: elcid1970

“Emergency! Everybody to get from street!”


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2TszIJX-F4U


44 posted on 04/09/2017 2:27:47 PM PDT by kaehurowing
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To: Beave Meister

Oh, no. I forgot where I put my bug-out bag. I’ll find it. See you all back in the Motherland.


45 posted on 04/09/2017 2:47:54 PM PDT by CommerceComet (Hillary: A unique blend of incompetence and corruption.)
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To: pax_et_bonum; classygreeneyedblonde

Is that you ClassyGreeneyedblonde?

LOL!


46 posted on 04/09/2017 2:51:36 PM PDT by eyedigress ((Old storm chaser from the west))
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To: Beave Meister

That reminds me, when am I going to get my check, Pooty Poot?


47 posted on 04/09/2017 2:52:58 PM PDT by Sirius Lee (In God We Trust, In Trump We Fix America)
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To: McGavin999
Wait! If I’ve been in the employ of the Russians why haven’t I received a check?

Me to dammit. Putin better send that check tomorrow or I will be very unhappy. In all seriousness I voted for a libertarin in the prior three elections. I live in Texas and it was certain that Texas would go Republican and my vote was naught but a protest. In the last election I voted for Trump. Texas would go Republican anyway but this vote was to important and thus I did not vote in protest but voted for the man that "might save" the Constitution.

48 posted on 04/09/2017 3:23:53 PM PDT by cpdiii (Deckhand, Roughneck, Mud Man, Geologist, Pilot, Pharmacist. CONSTITUTUTION IS WORTH DYING FOR!)
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To: Beave Meister

Gee I used a considerable amount of Russian Dressing during the campaign season...

Is that a problem for me now?

Hmm...can I expect a check from Vlad?*

*Anyone know the he current exchange rate for rubles ;)


49 posted on 04/09/2017 3:31:15 PM PDT by Freedom56v2 (Inside Every Liberal is a Totalitarian Screaming to Get Out - D. Horowitz)
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To: Beave Meister

Damn...I told my wife we needed to make sure our kids learned to speak Russian but she insisted that we obey the Center’s direction to not do that. Now they are going to hate us now that we have to whisk them back to Russia with us.

Damn, back to packing for the trip!


50 posted on 04/09/2017 5:36:26 PM PDT by House Atreides (Send BOTH Hillary & Bill to prison.)
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To: Beave Meister

So THIS is why I like the Russian dancing part of “The Nutcracker.”


51 posted on 04/09/2017 5:37:39 PM PDT by combat_boots (God bless Israel and all who protect and defend her! And please, God, bless the USA again.)
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To: Beave Meister

I reside in Roswell. The
Russian mind Beam had
virtually no effect as
the aliens (ET’s, not
illegals), have already
beamed their conservative,
America first, Trump supporting program into
my head....


52 posted on 04/09/2017 6:39:12 PM PDT by Lean-Right (Eat More Moosey)
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To: Sirius Lee
>>>>That reminds me, when am I going to get my check, Pooty Poot?<<<<

In Russia, paycheck comes from you.

53 posted on 04/09/2017 6:50:55 PM PDT by BlueDragon (I came upon Mother Goose So I turned her loose She was screaming)
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To: All

Hey, they paid me five Rubles to put in those ballots.


54 posted on 04/09/2017 6:59:37 PM PDT by jr3000
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To: Beave Meister

I hear the dump truck out front right now. . . it’s the Russians, they’re delivering my vote pay. . . in Rubles. After exchange into dollars, I should be able to buy a loaf of Russian Rye!


55 posted on 04/09/2017 7:37:51 PM PDT by Swordmaker (This tag line is a Microsoft insult free zone... but if the insults to Mac users continue...)
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To: sevlex
“It may also be that not every voter is a direct agent of the FSB (formerly the KGB), and some may have been under the control of a mind control beam in space.”

You know why it didn't work on the Liberals? No brain in their heads to control, only empty space or rocks!

56 posted on 04/09/2017 7:40:40 PM PDT by Swordmaker (This tag line is a Microsoft insult free zone... but if the insults to Mac users continue...)
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To: Beave Meister; All

Sounds like liberal mcCarthyism to me.


57 posted on 04/13/2017 3:17:18 PM PDT by mainestategop (DonÂ’t Let Freedom Slip Away! After America , There is No Place to Go)
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