Posted on 04/09/2017 10:48:28 AM PDT by Beave Meister
Anonymous sources within the FBI have revealed to The Times that they have new evidence indicating that everyone who voted for Donald Trump is an agent of the FSB (formerly the KGB). An unknown portion of these voters may have had their minds controlled by a Russian space-beam, agents close to the investigation say.
The allegation that 62 million Americans appear to be employed by Russian intelligence services has rocked the Bureau, and it is reported that multiple agents have taken their own lives, given that realizing just how deep this Russian hacking conspiracy runs blew their minds – literally.
This shocking new revelation comes after it was confirmed as a fact that Russia did Wikileaks because Donald Trump personally called Vladimir Putin and asked him to. It was also revealed earlier this week that Alex Jones (real name “Alexi Jonesinov”) is a Russian sleeper agent who was ordered by the FSB (formerly the KGB) to post news articles on the internet saying that Donald Trump would be a good President.
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Sorry, I didn’t put it in the title, but in case anyone can’t figure this out, this article is satire....
National Security Doncha Know
Not to worry, my American kidniks, your lovable Uncle Vlad is in charge.
Now, all getting out Russian workbooks and altogether repeating today’s lesson,
“Emergency! Everybody to get from street!”
;^)
I wish they’d hurry up and pay me!!!!!!!!
> 62 Million Trump Voters are All Russian Agents <
That’s ridiculous! I’d like to say more about it, but my short-wave instructions from Radio Moscow are due in 5 minutes, so I’ve got to log off FR now.
But the one that really scared me was Natasha.
Do I really have to put /s
WOW see you do learn something new everyday..just found out Im Russian and I never knew it..now I gotta learn how to speak the language :-)
ROTFLOL.....nice comeback.
Did the Russians beat Russ Feingold in Wisconsin?
Did the Russians hack the election for Patrick Toomey in Pennsylvania?
Did the Russians hack the election for Todd Young in Indiana?
Did the Russians hack the election of Richard Burr in North Carolina?
Did the Russians cost the Democrats 900 state legislature seats?
Did the Russians cost the Democrats 12 governors?
Did the Russians cost the Democrats 69 House seats and 13 Senate seats over the past 8 years?
DUH.....Probably
Eye new nyet
“Nasdrovnya” ......(swills down a shot of Stoli).
I’m just amazed that MI5 hasn’t worked it out by now that Russia hacked our BRexit vote!
I’m still waiting for my Ukrainian girl I was promised for my vote.
No use hiding anymore.
Here's my high school yearbook photo.
Vich vay is voting boof???
And I will tell you Russian rubles are damn near worthless!
It is almost not worth the paycheck!
Yes, my elbow is close. At a Trump rally it poked me and a Muscovite larynx rumbled,
“He’s right, you know.”
(I dared not turn around.)
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