Skip to comments.Breaking News: FBI Uncovers Evidence That 62 Million Trump Voters are All Russian Agents
Posted on 04/09/2017 10:48:28 AM PDT by Beave Meister
Anonymous sources within the FBI have revealed to The Times that they have new evidence indicating that everyone who voted for Donald Trump is an agent of the FSB (formerly the KGB). An unknown portion of these voters may have had their minds controlled by a Russian space-beam, agents close to the investigation say.
The allegation that 62 million Americans appear to be employed by Russian intelligence services has rocked the Bureau, and it is reported that multiple agents have taken their own lives, given that realizing just how deep this Russian hacking conspiracy runs blew their minds literally.
This shocking new revelation comes after it was confirmed as a fact that Russia did Wikileaks because Donald Trump personally called Vladimir Putin and asked him to. It was also revealed earlier this week that Alex Jones (real name Alexi Jonesinov) is a Russian sleeper agent who was ordered by the FSB (formerly the KGB) to post news articles on the internet saying that Donald Trump would be a good President.
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First they came for the chipmunks...
During the primaries, I started off 100% for Jeb, but then Anastasiya here convinced me to go for Trump. I tried to resist. I swear! But there is only so much a man can take!
Thats ridiculous! Id like to say more about it, but my short-wave instructions from Radio Moscow are due in 5 minutes, so Ive got to log off FR now.
Da, Comrade, it’s coming on right now.
Emergency! Everybody to get from street!
Oh, no. I forgot where I put my bug-out bag. I’ll find it. See you all back in the Motherland.
Is that you ClassyGreeneyedblonde?
That reminds me, when am I going to get my check, Pooty Poot?
Me to dammit. Putin better send that check tomorrow or I will be very unhappy. In all seriousness I voted for a libertarin in the prior three elections. I live in Texas and it was certain that Texas would go Republican and my vote was naught but a protest. In the last election I voted for Trump. Texas would go Republican anyway but this vote was to important and thus I did not vote in protest but voted for the man that "might save" the Constitution.
Gee I used a considerable amount of Russian Dressing during the campaign season...
Is that a problem for me now?
Hmm...can I expect a check from Vlad?*
*Anyone know the he current exchange rate for rubles ;)
Damn...I told my wife we needed to make sure our kids learned to speak Russian but she insisted that we obey the Center’s direction to not do that. Now they are going to hate us now that we have to whisk them back to Russia with us.
Damn, back to packing for the trip!
So THIS is why I like the Russian dancing part of “The Nutcracker.”
I reside in Roswell. The
Russian mind Beam had
virtually no effect as
the aliens (ET’s, not
illegals), have already
beamed their conservative,
America first, Trump supporting program into
In Russia, paycheck comes from you.
Hey, they paid me five Rubles to put in those ballots.
I hear the dump truck out front right now. . . it’s the Russians, they’re delivering my vote pay. . . in Rubles. After exchange into dollars, I should be able to buy a loaf of Russian Rye!
You know why it didn't work on the Liberals? No brain in their heads to control, only empty space or rocks!
Sounds like liberal mcCarthyism to me.
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