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***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***
Posted on 10/16/2015 5:44:26 AM PDT by Lucky9teen
So, what mattered at the Democrat debate?
Does Bernie's mental state, and/or age, matter?
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Do Chaffee, Webb or O'Malley, even matter?
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Do ALL lives matter?
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Do emails, corruption or scandals matter?
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Does Hillary's incompetence matter?
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Do economics, or even facts, matter?
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Do Bernie Sanders supporters matter?
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Do their final statements matter?
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Does continuing down the same direction matter?
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Does free stuff matter?
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WHAT DOES MATTER?
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Some Choice Tweets
You do NOT want to know what a Lincoln Chafee is in the gay community. - @mileskahn
If only @HillaryClinton was as passionate about protecting American diplomats as she is about blasting the GOP. #Benghazi #DemDebate - @GovMikeHuckabee
Patiently waiting for Joe's podium to rise out of the stage in a dramatic twist of events. #DemDebate - @cassidyy314
All are very scripted and rehearsed, two (at least) should not be on the stage. - @realDonaldTrump
Democrats are debating whether capitalism is a good thing. Naturally. #DemDebate - @BobbyJindal
Racism exists because we have a sin problem in America, not a skin problem. #DemDebate - @GovMikeHuckabee
Every answer:
Early poll results suggest Cheryl Crow is now third highest polling democratic candidate.#DemDebate - @3fifspodcast
The #Demdebates are whiter than The Washington Generals #Globetrotters - @MrMikeCalta
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@HillaryClinton says she's as transparent as she known to be re: her emails. Says it all. #DemDebate - @RickSantorum
Yeah, sure, I'll vote for Sheryl Crow. #DemDebate - @tellahtruth
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Watching these #debates is like the real life #HungerGames - @lazofficial
All white Presidential candidates to talk about race. #DemDebates - @charliekirk11
Trump's supporters think this is the worst episode of the "The Apprentice" ever! #DemDebates #TeaTweetsTrump - @TeaPainUSA
Jim Webb, thanks for coming out, we have some nice prizes for you at the door. #DemDebates - @SalMasekela
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Based on his answers, I do not feel that O'Malley would even do well as my HOA president #DemDebate - @tonyposnanski
I feel like @andersoncooper may win this debate #DemDebate - @ljoywilliams
I started to #FeelTheBern then realized it was acid reflux. #DemDebate - @kmbzdarla
@BernieSanders just spoke in the third person aka channeled his inner @realDonaldTrump #DemDebate -@EliteDaily
Bernie always sounds like he is at a bowling alley after a few drinks and the juke box is blaring.
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TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: clinton; debates; democrats; ofst; sanders
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To: Twinkie
Yes, I see only one as well.
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posted on
10/16/2015 11:08:55 AM PDT
by
TheOldLady
(I miss the Gipper. Wish we still had someone like him.)
To: TexasCajun
There are no mosques in Venice, so the Italian authorities gave the Muslims permission to pray in the streets.
674 have drowned so far......
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posted on
10/16/2015 11:29:21 AM PDT
by
fredhead
(Join the Navy and see the world.....77% of which is covered in water.)
To: martin_fierro
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posted on
10/16/2015 12:19:41 PM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
(My music: http://hopalongginsberg.com/ | Facebook: Hopalong Ginsberg | Instagram: hopalonginsberg)
To: Lucky9teen
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posted on
10/16/2015 1:30:44 PM PDT
by
Duchess47
("One day I will leave this world and dream myself to Reality" Crazy Horse)
To: JRios1968
Reminds me of one of the many, many times I had latrine duty at Camp Pendleton....once at the Base Headquarters building I was working in an officers' sh*tter where there was a prominent sign reading:
"If this head is not clean enough to your satisfaction, please report to office"
Apparently, some poor sap who'd had the same duty as I - probably quite recently - handwrote at the bottom: "For a bucket and mop"...
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posted on
10/16/2015 3:10:50 PM PDT
by
ErnBatavia
(It ain't a "hashtag"....it's a damn pound sign. ###)
To: Lucky9teen
Anthony Weiner told me that it was this long so I asked for a picture as proof.
To: MadMax, the Grinning Reaper
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posted on
10/16/2015 6:27:05 PM PDT
by
Lucky9teen
(Justice will not be served until those who r unaffected r as outraged as those who r. B Franklin)
To: Lucky9teen
I knew Swiss cheese was useful for something other than my cheeseburger and turkey club sandwich.
How about: Swiss cheese has more holes in it than a Hillary lie.
Or, “Hillary’s lies have more holes in them than a block of Swiss cheese.
To: fredhead
I wish the silliness thread would be posted on one of the sidebars so one could check in the evening without having to search.
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posted on
10/16/2015 8:11:18 PM PDT
by
IM2MAD
(IM2MAD=Individual Motivated 2 Make A Difference)
To: ErnBatavia
I was wasting five years at UCONN when I noticed that a group of campus watermelons* was posting flyers for a global warming rally. I have a rather well developed streak of mischief in me so I started writing on them “I wonder how many trees died to make these silly flyers?”
*Watermelon: Green on the outside RED on the inside.
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posted on
10/16/2015 9:33:44 PM PDT
by
Cowman
(As Jerry Williams used to say --- When comes the revolution....)
To: IM2MAD
It is under Humor (General /Chat). That is how I find it most of the time.
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posted on
10/16/2015 9:53:13 PM PDT
by
CARDINALRULES
(Tough times never last -Tough people do. DK57 --RIP 6-22-02)
To: IM2MAD; CARDINALRULES
Just send a message to Lucky9Teen and voila, you get it sent as a post to you every week.
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posted on
10/17/2015 7:07:26 AM PDT
by
jtminton
To: ErnBatavia
My Dad (RIP) told my brother and I, before each of us headed to basic training (or ROTC training in my case), “never, EVER, volunteer for anything in training...and if possible, start smoking before you go.”
Apparently, when he went through basic training in the 1950s, anyone not taking a smoke break would get volunteered for crap jobs. Those who actually volunteered got the worst jobs.
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posted on
10/19/2015 12:57:42 PM PDT
by
JRios1968
(I'm guttery and trashy, with a hint of lemon. - Laz)
To: relentlessly
Do you know the name of the golfer? I may have to start playing again.
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posted on
02/10/2016 8:50:57 AM PST
by
MarineBrat
(Better dead than red!)
To: MarineBrat
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