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***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***
Posted on 10/16/2015 5:44:26 AM PDT by Lucky9teen
So, what mattered at the Democrat debate?
Does Bernie's mental state, and/or age, matter?
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Do Chaffee, Webb or O'Malley, even matter?
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Do ALL lives matter?
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Do emails, corruption or scandals matter?
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Does Hillary's incompetence matter?
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Do economics, or even facts, matter?
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Do Bernie Sanders supporters matter?
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Do their final statements matter?
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Does continuing down the same direction matter?
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Does free stuff matter?
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WHAT DOES MATTER?
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Some Choice Tweets
You do NOT want to know what a Lincoln Chafee is in the gay community. - @mileskahn
If only @HillaryClinton was as passionate about protecting American diplomats as she is about blasting the GOP. #Benghazi #DemDebate - @GovMikeHuckabee
Patiently waiting for Joe's podium to rise out of the stage in a dramatic twist of events. #DemDebate - @cassidyy314
All are very scripted and rehearsed, two (at least) should not be on the stage. - @realDonaldTrump
Democrats are debating whether capitalism is a good thing. Naturally. #DemDebate - @BobbyJindal
Racism exists because we have a sin problem in America, not a skin problem. #DemDebate - @GovMikeHuckabee
Every answer:
Early poll results suggest Cheryl Crow is now third highest polling democratic candidate.#DemDebate - @3fifspodcast
The #Demdebates are whiter than The Washington Generals #Globetrotters - @MrMikeCalta
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@HillaryClinton says she's as transparent as she known to be re: her emails. Says it all. #DemDebate - @RickSantorum
Yeah, sure, I'll vote for Sheryl Crow. #DemDebate - @tellahtruth
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Watching these #debates is like the real life #HungerGames - @lazofficial
All white Presidential candidates to talk about race. #DemDebates - @charliekirk11
Trump's supporters think this is the worst episode of the "The Apprentice" ever! #DemDebates #TeaTweetsTrump - @TeaPainUSA
Jim Webb, thanks for coming out, we have some nice prizes for you at the door. #DemDebates - @SalMasekela
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Based on his answers, I do not feel that O'Malley would even do well as my HOA president #DemDebate - @tonyposnanski
I feel like @andersoncooper may win this debate #DemDebate - @ljoywilliams
I started to #FeelTheBern then realized it was acid reflux. #DemDebate - @kmbzdarla
@BernieSanders just spoke in the third person aka channeled his inner @realDonaldTrump #DemDebate -@EliteDaily
Bernie always sounds like he is at a bowling alley after a few drinks and the juke box is blaring.
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TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: clinton; debates; democrats; ofst; sanders
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To: Lucky9teen
Yee Haw! It’s silliness time.
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posted on
10/16/2015 5:45:43 AM PDT
by
stump56
(Freedom isn't free.)
To: Lucky9teen
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10/16/2015 5:46:59 AM PDT
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VanDeKoik
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10/16/2015 5:47:02 AM PDT
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ShadowAce
(Linux - The Ultimate Windows Service Pack)
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10/16/2015 5:49:00 AM PDT
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bk1000
(A clear conscience is a sure sign of a poor memory)
To: Lucky9teen
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10/16/2015 5:49:40 AM PDT
by
RandallFlagg
(With the things that are about to come to light. People might just need a little old-fashioned.)
To: Lucky9teen
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posted on
10/16/2015 5:52:40 AM PDT
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Lucky9teen
(Justice will not be served until those who r unaffected r as outraged as those who r. B Franklin)
To: Lucky9teen
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10/16/2015 5:54:05 AM PDT
by
JRios1968
(I'm guttery and trashy, with a hint of lemon. - Laz)
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posted on
10/16/2015 5:54:36 AM PDT
by
dayglored
("Listen. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government.")
To: Lucky9teen
Thank you for Friday Silliness. You rock!
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10/16/2015 5:54:49 AM PDT
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NEMDF
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To: Lucky9teen
Random thoughts:
Snowmen fall from Heaven unassembled.
Every time I walk into a singles bar I can hear Mom's wise words: "Don't pick that up, you don't know where it's been."
One day out on the golf course, a golfer accidentally overturned his golf cart.
A very attractive woman, who lived in a villa on the golf course, heard the noise, came out onto her balcony and called out to him, "Hey, are you okay?"
"I'm fine, thanks," he replied.
"You look frazzled," the woman said. "Come up to my villa for a drink and I will help you get the cart up afterwards."
"That's mighty nice of you," he answered, "but I don't think my wife would like that."
"Oh, come on," the woman, a gorgeous brunette in a sexy bikini, insisted. "I can see you've cut your head. It could be serious. Let me take care of that right away. I'm a nurse."
She was very persuasive....and he was weak.
"Well okay," he agreed, and added, "but my wife won't like it."
After she bandaged his wound, she gave him a most welcome brandy. They talked a little about golf and he discovered she was an avid golfer with a four handicap. When he confessed to a weakness in his putting, she gave him a putting lesson holding him close and intimately as she did so.
Finally he confessed, "I feel a lot better now, but I had better get going. I know my wife is going to be really upset with me being here with you."
"Don't be silly!" the woman said with a smile, "she won't know anything. By the way, where is she?"
"Under the cart," he replied.
h/t Ralph
An actual tweet from Chicago:
"I thought my vasectomy would keep my wife from getting pregnant but apparently it just changes the color of the baby."
Sneaky little bastards...
All data courtesy of the Federal Reserve Bank of St. Louis. Recent historic measures in 9 charts.
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posted on
10/16/2015 5:57:09 AM PDT
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upchuck
(Academics think capitalism is corrupt because that's how academia is. h/t Glen Reynolds)
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posted on
10/16/2015 6:09:59 AM PDT
by
petercooper
(And I was born in the back seat of a Greyhound bus... Rollin' down Highway 41.)
To: Lucky9teen
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posted on
10/16/2015 6:20:53 AM PDT
by
left that other site
(You shall know the Truth, and The Truth Shall Set You Free.)
To: stump56
What do you call sodium chloride with a knife?
A salt with a deadly weapon.
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posted on
10/16/2015 6:22:29 AM PDT
by
LoveUSA
(God employs Man's strength; Satan exploits Man's weakness.)
To: Lucky9teen
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10/16/2015 6:23:36 AM PDT
by
Liberty Valance
(Keep a Simple Manner for a Happy Life :o)
To: left that other site
Top Twenty...I’m slippin’.
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posted on
10/16/2015 6:24:57 AM PDT
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left that other site
(You shall know the Truth, and The Truth Shall Set You Free.)
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