***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***

[Lucky9teen]

So, what mattered at the Democrat debate?

Does Bernie's mental state, and/or age, matter?

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Do Chaffee, Webb or O'Malley, even matter?

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Do ALL lives matter?

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Do emails, corruption or scandals matter?

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Does Hillary's incompetence matter?

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Do economics, or even facts, matter?

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Do Bernie Sanders supporters matter?

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Do their final statements matter?

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Does continuing down the same direction matter?

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Does free stuff matter?

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WHAT DOES MATTER?

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Some Choice Tweets

You do NOT want to know what a Lincoln Chafee is in the gay community. - @mileskahn

If only @HillaryClinton was as passionate about protecting American diplomats as she is about blasting the GOP. #Benghazi #DemDebate - @GovMikeHuckabee

Patiently waiting for Joe's podium to rise out of the stage in a dramatic twist of events. #DemDebate - @cassidyy314

All are very scripted and rehearsed, two (at least) should not be on the stage. - @realDonaldTrump

Democrats are debating whether capitalism is a good thing. Naturally. #DemDebate - @BobbyJindal

Racism exists because we have a sin problem in America, not a skin problem. #DemDebate - @GovMikeHuckabee

Every @BernieSanders #DemDebate answer:

Early poll results suggest Cheryl Crow is now third highest polling democratic candidate.#DemDebate - @3fifspodcast

 

The #Demdebates are whiter than The Washington Generals #Globetrotters - @MrMikeCalta

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@HillaryClinton says she's as transparent as she known to be re: her emails. Says it all. #DemDebate - @RickSantorum

Yeah, sure, I'll vote for Sheryl Crow. #DemDebate - @tellahtruth

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Watching these #debates is like the real life #HungerGames - ‏@lazofficial

All white Presidential candidates to talk about race. #DemDebates - ‏@charliekirk11

Trump's supporters think this is the worst episode of the "The Apprentice" ever! #DemDebates #TeaTweetsTrump - @TeaPainUSA

Jim Webb, thanks for coming out, we have some nice prizes for you at the door. #DemDebates - @SalMasekela

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Based on his answers, I do not feel that O'Malley would even do well as my HOA president #DemDebate - @tonyposnanski

I feel like @andersoncooper may win this debate #DemDebate - @ljoywilliams

I started to #FeelTheBern then realized it was acid reflux. #DemDebate - @kmbzdarla

@BernieSanders just spoke in the third person aka channeled his inner @realDonaldTrump #DemDebate -@EliteDaily

Bernie always sounds like he is at a bowling alley after a few drinks and the juke box is blaring.

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[Lucky9teen]

[TexasCajun]

[TexasCajun]

[Lucky9teen]

[TexasCajun]

[JRios1968]

[Duchess47]

Thank you :) You gave me a much needed laugh this morning.

[IM2MAD]

Did you hear about Trump shopping in a Muslim book store? The owner asked Trump if he needed some help and he said, “Yes, I am looking for my book on anti-immigration”.

The Muslim owner of the bookstore said loudly, “Get out of here! Get out right now!”.

Trump replied, “Yea, that’s the one - got it in paperback?”

[TexasCajun]

Two Middle East mothers are sitting in a cafe chatting over a plate of tabouli and a pint of goat's milk. The older of the mothers pulls a bag out of her purse and starts flipping through photos. And they start reminiscing.

"This is my oldest son Mohammed. He would be 24 years old now." "Yes, I remember him as a baby" says the other mother cheerfully. "He's a martyr now though" mum confides. "Oh, so sad, dear" says the other.

And this is my second son Kalid. He would be 21." "Oh, I remember him," says the other happily, "he had such curly hair when he was born". "He's a martyr too" says mum quietly. "Oh, gracious me ..." says the other.

"And this is my third son. My baby. My beautiful Ahmed. He would be 18", she whispers. "Yes" says the friend enthusiastically, "I remember when he first started school". He's a martyr also," says mum, with tears in her eyes.

After a pause and a deep sigh, the second Muslim mother looks wistfully at the photographs and says ......

They blow up so fast, don't they?"

[Rockitz]

The photo of Obama on the DRUDGE REPORT page is begging for a caption contest.

[Lucky9teen]

[Lucky9teen]

Ok guys...it's been a while, so lets chip in and give her a go....

CAPTION THIS

Obama, making the L with his thumb and forefinger, trying to remember which hand is his left hand.

[Lucky9teen]

Here. This too shall give you a laugh. This couple is so sweet.
Elderly couple accidentally record themselves while trying to figure out how webcam works.

[Slyfox]

Reggie?

[Lucky9teen]

[Rockitz]

1. I’m not even this close to pardoning Hillary.
2. The line in the sand in Syria is this wide?
3. This big? I wish....

[Lucky9teen]

The next time someone is offended

[JRios1968]

[Twinkie]

“My head is only so big; but as you can see, my giant brain is *this* wide and barely fits into my little head!”

[Twinkie]

I only see one hypocrite in that photo.