Did you hear about Trump shopping in a Muslim book store? The owner asked Trump if he needed some help and he said, “Yes, I am looking for my book on anti-immigration”.
The Muslim owner of the bookstore said loudly, “Get out of here! Get out right now!”.
Trump replied, “Yea, that’s the one - got it in paperback?”
"This is my oldest son Mohammed. He would be 24 years old now." "Yes, I remember him as a baby" says the other mother cheerfully. "He's a martyr now though" mum confides. "Oh, so sad, dear" says the other.
And this is my second son Kalid. He would be 21." "Oh, I remember him," says the other happily, "he had such curly hair when he was born". "He's a martyr too" says mum quietly. "Oh, gracious me ..." says the other.
"And this is my third son. My baby. My beautiful Ahmed. He would be 18", she whispers. "Yes" says the friend enthusiastically, "I remember when he first started school". He's a martyr also," says mum, with tears in her eyes.
After a pause and a deep sigh, the second Muslim mother looks wistfully at the photographs and says ......
They blow up so fast, don't they?"