"Your Daddy Was Drunk and Your Mama Was Lonely" - my first country song [mega-vanity]

Me, via YouTube ^ | 7/31/14 | Me, as "Hopalong Ginsberg"

[Slings and Arrows]

After a great deal of hard work and numerous cuss words I've finally recorded my first song. The song is titled "Your Daddy Was Drunk and Your Mama Was Lonely," and I don't think that I can add much to that. If you like country music, or even if you don't, I'd appreciate if you'd give it a listen and give me your honest opinion. (Yes, I know what I'm in for by saying that, and no, no Butthurt Report Form will be necessary.)

A few quick notes:

1) When I registered with ASCAP "Slings and Arrows" was taken, so I used "Hopalong Ginsberg" instead. (A free virtual lollipop to those who catch the reference.)

2) Yes, I know what my voice sounds like. That's why I'm an aspiring songwriter instead of singer.

3) If you like the song, or even if you don't like the song, you can download the MP3 for free here. Take two, they're small.

4) So that I have an excuse to ping my kitty ping list:

[berdie]

You know that this song is an ear worm?

I don’t know the lyrics...but the tune and chorus have been playing on the juke box in my mind this afternoon.

I think you have a winner!

[Slings and Arrows]

I have a much better beard. I think that’s k d lang.

[Slings and Arrows]

You think it’s bad listening to it? Try writing it!

Seriesly, thank you very much, and the lyrics (more or less) are at post #14.

[Daffynition]

Just soze ya know....I've had some very complicated eye surgery lately. Hope this is better. ;)

[Slings and Arrows]

Ms lang missed an electrolysis appointment, I see.

[Daffynition]

[verga]

I liked it, but I also like country music, so you know my taste right there.

[GizzyGirl]

I was happy to listen, its fun and I easily stayed through it, even went back and loved the jump in views. But if I'm being honest, I like songs my grand kids can sing to in the car :). Sound was good on my PC, it was worth the visits.

[minnesota_bound]

Here is a compilation of bro songs. Match this and be a hit singer...... http://www.buzzfeed.com/perpetua/every-country-song-was-the-same-in-2013

[martin_fierro]

	INDUSTRIAL STRENGTH HUMOR >> PING <<
No amateurs, please. Send FReepmail if you want on/off ISHP list
The List of Ping Lists

[re_nortex]

Good stuff...thanks!

[Squantos]

:o)

Hope yer well Eaker !!!

Again ....grateful for the recent help..... Stay safe !!!

[Veto!]

Hey, Hopalong, I'm gonna buy some cowgirl boots so I can dance to that A+ song.

[Darksheare]

LOL!
Shreveport..
Killin rats with her teeth..

[NoCmpromiz]

GarageBand doesn't have a country fiddle patch

Does Band-in-a-Box?

[Tijeras_Slim]

ROFLMAO!

[JoeFromSidney]

Not only do I like cats, I agree wit that kitty's sentiments.

[null and void]

You didn’t go for Tonto Kowalski?

[a fool in paradise]

It’s hard to beat Troy Hess’ “Please Don’t Go Topless Mother”

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HR1pBKjV1rI

[MikeD]

I tried to listen and received the following message: “Sorry, you can’t view or download this file at this time.

Too many users have viewed or downloaded this file recently. Please try accessing the file again later. If the file you are trying to access is particularly large or is shared with many people, it may take up to 24 hours to be able to view or download the file. If you still can’t access a file after 24 hours, contact your domain administrator.”

Great job — you broke Google!