Posted on 02/20/2014 6:54:15 PM PST by RetiredTexasVet
NOAA today released its weather predictions for the years 2010, 2011, and 2012.
Using highly sophisticated climate models and a bit of astrology, NOAA released its predictions for the 2010 through 2012 years. Predictions for the numbers of and exact locations of tornadoes, hurricanes, superstorms, and all weather related information for the entire country were included in the predictions.
The Director of NOAA (Dr. Hokum) stated an excess of caution and a great desire to "get it right the first time" drove his staff in spite of budget limitations. He stated that they could have done a much better job if he could have had the extra several billion dollars expected from Cap and Trade.
Dr. Hokum stated that he was especially pleased that his office's suggestion that superstorms and supersnow storms be named after transgendered things. Superstorm Sandy was named after a transgendered male/female stripper living in Trenton, NJ.
Dr. Hokum had to terminate the interview early as he had pressing matters including the 2013 weather predictions.
Pure Hokum.
i smell a remake of “true grit”
Three years? I wish they could get tomorrow right.
This worked out real well after Katrina. The predicted disastrous years for years to come....but they never came.
When all that snow melts, then you have real problems.
They’d still get it wrong.
Winter, Spring, Summer, Autumn.
Did I get it right?
LMAO!
Right on the money. I had to read it twice . Very good.
almost makes one wish it was 2016 when they roll out the numbers for obamacare
Ask these people “ do you believe in God” This global warming crap is a bunch of HOKUM.
“...superstorms and supersnow storms be named after transgendered things.” LOL. I’m surprised the Weather Channel hasn’t already started doing this, that is, when they bother to do/show the weather.
What’s most astonishing is the accuracy of the forecasts. I understand that they’re expected to get over 60 percent accuracy.
Couldn’t they throw a dart at a forecast map and achieve 60% accuracy?
Would you settle for yesterday?
NOAA couldn’t hit the map.
Might as well be casting knuckle bones and divining goat entrails.
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