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NOAA Releases Weather Predictions For 3 Years
2-20-14 | Retired Texas Vet

Posted on 02/20/2014 6:54:15 PM PST by RetiredTexasVet

NOAA today released its weather predictions for the years 2010, 2011, and 2012.

Using highly sophisticated climate models and a bit of astrology, NOAA released its predictions for the 2010 through 2012 years. Predictions for the numbers of and exact locations of tornadoes, hurricanes, superstorms, and all weather related information for the entire country were included in the predictions.

The Director of NOAA (Dr. Hokum) stated an excess of caution and a great desire to "get it right the first time" drove his staff in spite of budget limitations. He stated that they could have done a much better job if he could have had the extra several billion dollars expected from Cap and Trade.

Dr. Hokum stated that he was especially pleased that his office's suggestion that superstorms and supersnow storms be named after transgendered things. Superstorm Sandy was named after a transgendered male/female stripper living in Trenton, NJ.

Dr. Hokum had to terminate the interview early as he had pressing matters including the 2013 weather predictions.


TOPICS: Astronomy; Humor; Science; Weather
KEYWORDS: globalwarming; globalwarminghoax; satire
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1 posted on 02/20/2014 6:54:15 PM PST by RetiredTexasVet
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Superstorm Sandy was named after a transgendered male/female stripper living in Trenton, NJ.

LOL
2 posted on 02/20/2014 6:57:09 PM PST by cripplecreek (REMEMBER THE RIVER RAISIN!)
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To: cripplecreek

Pure Hokum.


3 posted on 02/20/2014 6:58:39 PM PST by Paladin2
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To: cripplecreek

i smell a remake of “true grit”


4 posted on 02/20/2014 7:01:23 PM PST by bigheadfred
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To: RetiredTexasVet

Three years? I wish they could get tomorrow right.


5 posted on 02/20/2014 7:01:45 PM PST by FlingWingFlyer (As government expands, liberty contracts. - President Ronald W. Reagan)
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To: RetiredTexasVet

This worked out real well after Katrina. The predicted disastrous years for years to come....but they never came.


6 posted on 02/20/2014 7:01:45 PM PST by Sacajaweau
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To: RetiredTexasVet

When all that snow melts, then you have real problems.


7 posted on 02/20/2014 7:03:05 PM PST by SamAdams76
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To: RetiredTexasVet

They’d still get it wrong.


8 posted on 02/20/2014 7:05:07 PM PST by blueunicorn6 ("A crack shot and a good dancer")
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To: RetiredTexasVet

Winter, Spring, Summer, Autumn.

Did I get it right?


9 posted on 02/20/2014 7:07:54 PM PST by Howie66 (John Wayne McCornyn...he's just like US! Honest!)
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To: FlingWingFlyer

LMAO!


10 posted on 02/20/2014 7:08:28 PM PST by Howie66 (John Wayne McCornyn...he's just like US! Honest!)
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To: RetiredTexasVet

Right on the money. I had to read it twice . Very good.


11 posted on 02/20/2014 7:11:12 PM PST by SolidRedState (I used to think bizarro world was a fiction.)
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To: RetiredTexasVet

almost makes one wish it was 2016 when they roll out the numbers for obamacare


12 posted on 02/20/2014 7:14:26 PM PST by bigheadfred
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To: RetiredTexasVet

Ask these people “ do you believe in God” This global warming crap is a bunch of HOKUM.


13 posted on 02/20/2014 7:24:07 PM PST by SADMILLIE
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“...superstorms and supersnow storms be named after transgendered things.” LOL. I’m surprised the Weather Channel hasn’t already started doing this, that is, when they bother to do/show the weather.


14 posted on 02/20/2014 7:26:21 PM PST by miele man
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To: RetiredTexasVet

What’s most astonishing is the accuracy of the forecasts. I understand that they’re expected to get over 60 percent accuracy.


15 posted on 02/20/2014 7:29:01 PM PST by norwaypinesavage (Galileo: In science, the authority of a thousand is not worth the humble reasoning of one individual)
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Couldn’t they throw a dart at a forecast map and achieve 60% accuracy?


16 posted on 02/20/2014 7:31:04 PM PST by rdl6989
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To: RetiredTexasVet
IMO, Al Sleet, the Hippy dippy Weatherman (George Carlin) had more credibility than the globull warming hoaxers. "Tonight, their's a Canadian low, not to be confused with a Mexican high, man..."
17 posted on 02/20/2014 7:36:15 PM PST by Impala64ssa (You call me an islamophobe like it's a bad thing.)
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To: FlingWingFlyer

Would you settle for yesterday?


18 posted on 02/20/2014 7:37:23 PM PST by KarlInOhio (Recycled Olympic tagline Shut up, Bob Costas. Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up!)
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To: rdl6989

NOAA couldn’t hit the map.


19 posted on 02/20/2014 7:37:45 PM PST by norwaypinesavage (Galileo: In science, the authority of a thousand is not worth the humble reasoning of one individual)
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To: RetiredTexasVet

Might as well be casting knuckle bones and divining goat entrails.


20 posted on 02/20/2014 7:38:05 PM PST by Blood of Tyrants (Haven't you lost enough freedoms? Support an end to the WOD now.)
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