Posted on 11/04/2013 8:11:48 PM PST by Lazamataz
Edited on 11/05/2013 4:03:49 AM PST by Sidebar Moderator. [history]
I'm a helpful chap. Obama's been caught in his own personal "Read My Lips, No New Taxes" moment. He said, "If you like your health care plan, you can keep it. Period."
Well, that wasn't true. So now he's changing the lie, saying, "You can keep your plan, if the plan didn't change since the law was passed."
Wait, what? People who's plans AREN'T changing are getting cancelled. That won't work either.
Here, let me give him an assist. This is what he can say:
Obama: "If You Like Your Heath Care Plan, You Can Keep It. Period."
Obama: "...oh.... Wait.... no, you can't.... ok...."
Obama: "What We Said Was You Can Keep It If It Hasn't Changed Since The Law Passed"
Obama: "...oh.... your Plan DIDN'T change and you STILL lost it?.... ok...."
Obama: "What We Said Was You Can't Keep It If It Hasn't Changed but We'd Get You A GREAT New One."
Obama: "...oh.... your Plan DIDN'T change and you STILL lost it, and the Plan we got you sucks ass? .... ok...."
Obama: "What We Said Was You Can't Keep It If It Hasn't Changed but We'd Get You A Bad New One But At Least It Would Be Cheaper."
Obama: "...oh.... your Plan DIDN'T change and you STILL lost it, and the Plan we got you sucks ass, and it's wayyy more expensive? .... ok...."
Obama: "What We Said Was You Can't Keep It If It Hasn't Changed but We'd Get You A GREAT New One, And It Would Be Much More Expensive, But If You Got On The Website, We'd Pay For It."
Obama: "...oh.... your Plan DIDN'T change and you STILL lost it, and the Plan we got you sucks ass, and it's wayyy more expensive, and you can't get on the website?" .... ok....
Obama: "What We Said Was, (Expletive deleted)
It’s funny now that you’ve pointed it out. By the way, I consider myself “part of thowse people”.
So smack yourself! Get some backbone! Stop being a "Sad American" and become a "Friggin PISSED OFF American!" Rally to the flag, soldier, and LET'S GET BUSY!
That’s just hate tawk thar boy !.....:o)
Erkel Mugabe be a liar ! Takers gettin took right proper !
I was just trying to get you riled up. Now isn’t the time to quit. :)
“I was just trying to show what a statement from obama that wasnt a lie would look like.”
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A true statement from Obama, repeated by you, would look as if you were channeling an unclean spirit.
Duh... I finally found a brain cell that could interpret your post. :-) Sorry for misunderstanding. I see what you mean.
I meant to say I DON’T consider myself one of those people. And the people I’m talking about who have a lot of quit in them are rinos in congress. They roll over everytime a democrat says “Boo!”
Thank you for the ping, ya big, handsome hunk!
That is total perfection, and I hope everyone reads it.
I’m stealin’ that one, dearie! [smooch] Thanks!
Good. Carry on.
As you were.
“Period” was meant to be “Unless” followed by the list of reasons you couldn’t keep it. Teleprompter malfunction on multiple occasions caused this mis-statement to be repeated. Obama will hunt down and imprison that teleprompter transcriber who left out this important information.
“We only want to help the president.”
Right. I’d like to help him into the nearest jail cell.
BTTT!!!
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