Posted on 11/04/2013 8:11:48 PM PST by Lazamataz
Edited on 11/05/2013 4:03:49 AM PST by Sidebar Moderator. [history]
I'm a helpful chap. Obama's been caught in his own personal "Read My Lips, No New Taxes" moment. He said, "If you like your health care plan, you can keep it. Period."
Well, that wasn't true. So now he's changing the lie, saying, "You can keep your plan, if the plan didn't change since the law was passed."
Wait, what? People who's plans AREN'T changing are getting cancelled. That won't work either.
Here, let me give him an assist. This is what he can say:
Obama: "If You Like Your Heath Care Plan, You Can Keep It. Period."
Obama: "...oh.... Wait.... no, you can't.... ok...."
Obama: "What We Said Was You Can Keep It If It Hasn't Changed Since The Law Passed"
Obama: "...oh.... your Plan DIDN'T change and you STILL lost it?.... ok...."
Obama: "What We Said Was You Can't Keep It If It Hasn't Changed but We'd Get You A GREAT New One."
Obama: "...oh.... your Plan DIDN'T change and you STILL lost it, and the Plan we got you sucks ass? .... ok...."
Obama: "What We Said Was You Can't Keep It If It Hasn't Changed but We'd Get You A Bad New One But At Least It Would Be Cheaper."
Obama: "...oh.... your Plan DIDN'T change and you STILL lost it, and the Plan we got you sucks ass, and it's wayyy more expensive? .... ok...."
Obama: "What We Said Was You Can't Keep It If It Hasn't Changed but We'd Get You A GREAT New One, And It Would Be Much More Expensive, But If You Got On The Website, We'd Pay For It."
Obama: "...oh.... your Plan DIDN'T change and you STILL lost it, and the Plan we got you sucks ass, and it's wayyy more expensive, and you can't get on the website?" .... ok....
Obama: "What We Said Was, (Expletive deleted)
Wow, I used to have doubts about channeling but you have proven that you can indeed channel an unclean spirit.
“Yes, I feel as though every day I am living in a Monty Python sketch.”
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No, it’s more like the Twilight Zone.
“What We Said Was.....you are sooooo screwed......................
Oh, now THAT was a giveaway! Did you see how he was repressing me? You saw it, didn’t you?
I was just trying to show what a statement from obama that wasn’t a lie would look like.
Well what if your main squeeze has changed but now there is more of her to love. Can he keep me now?
What a nice man.
Let’s try this again.
I said:
“Eff you, Lackyer Hesplan! You kanky bit!”
((Crickets))
Dang, tough crowd!
You are a fake Laz. Our Laz always says, “I am so screwed.” I hope the real Laz finds you and beats you with a shoe, then makes you sign up for an already canceled insurance policy.
Real Laz, please speak up against this charlatan.
One of those crickets was out of sync.
LOL!
Eff you, Lackyer Hesplan!
That you are!
:-)
LOL! Thanks for the ping Laz.
What he’s not saying is that the reason you lost your plan is because WE changed the law so that your plan no longer complies with the new law! GRRRRR
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