Posted on 11/04/2013 8:11:48 PM PST by Lazamataz
Edited on 11/05/2013 4:03:49 AM PST by Sidebar Moderator. [history]
I'm a helpful chap. Obama's been caught in his own personal "Read My Lips, No New Taxes" moment. He said, "If you like your health care plan, you can keep it. Period."
Well, that wasn't true. So now he's changing the lie, saying, "You can keep your plan, if the plan didn't change since the law was passed."
Wait, what? People who's plans AREN'T changing are getting cancelled. That won't work either.
Here, let me give him an assist. This is what he can say:
Obama: "If You Like Your Heath Care Plan, You Can Keep It. Period."
Obama: "...oh.... Wait.... no, you can't.... ok...."
Obama: "What We Said Was You Can Keep It If It Hasn't Changed Since The Law Passed"
Obama: "...oh.... your Plan DIDN'T change and you STILL lost it?.... ok...."
Obama: "What We Said Was You Can't Keep It If It Hasn't Changed but We'd Get You A GREAT New One."
Obama: "...oh.... your Plan DIDN'T change and you STILL lost it, and the Plan we got you sucks ass? .... ok...."
Obama: "What We Said Was You Can't Keep It If It Hasn't Changed but We'd Get You A Bad New One But At Least It Would Be Cheaper."
Obama: "...oh.... your Plan DIDN'T change and you STILL lost it, and the Plan we got you sucks ass, and it's wayyy more expensive? .... ok...."
Obama: "What We Said Was You Can't Keep It If It Hasn't Changed but We'd Get You A GREAT New One, And It Would Be Much More Expensive, But If You Got On The Website, We'd Pay For It."
Obama: "...oh.... your Plan DIDN'T change and you STILL lost it, and the Plan we got you sucks ass, and it's wayyy more expensive, and you can't get on the website?" .... ok....
Obama: "What We Said Was, (Expletive deleted)
I’m so helpful!
If you like your main squeeze, you can keep your main squeeze.....
It’s a variation of the old: “Shut up”, he explained.
What I REALLY said was, "If you like your main squeeze but she changes at all, you can't keep her."
In America, she can keep YOU!.
You have explained the puke emanating from the 0bammunist Regime perfectly.
Brilliance!
bttt
Problem for Zero, YouTube and the internet. It’s all recorded.
So I'll offer him some helpful advice ... If he rejoins the "Choom Gang" ... and starts tripping on acid ... and snorts a whole bunch of coke ... and chugs a fifth of cheap whisky ...
all at once ...
He'll make a whole lot more sense than he does now.
How righteous! :)
“...if he...” Clown Prince nobama is heavily self-medicated every night. The restraints are probably not every night.
As we all know, "period" actually means "as long as the health insurance plan is government approved, and if there are no changes to the plan whatsoever, not even a price or copayment increase of $5. And if the Obama regime thinks of anything else, that is part of the definition of the word 'period' too."
Mark
Don’t count on it. Google, Youtube, Yahoo et al are controlled by the white house. Those who aren’t will be when the NSA gets through. Every example of his lies could disappear. After a few weeks people will stop talking about it. Then most people who lose their insurance will just accept it. I don’t hold out a lot of hope in the people. There’s a whole lot of “quit” in them.
OBA(R.E.M.)MA:
“That’s me in the corner. That’s me in the spot-light. Losing my insurance. Oh no I lied too much. I haven’t lied enough.”
Yes, Laz you are helpful. :-) If Mr Obama’s lips are moving, guaranteed he’s lying.
If fedgov disappears all that, can FEMA camps be far behind?
“What I said was, ‘If you lick your healthy crab pans, you can key Pitt.’”
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