Today's Non Compos Mentis Award Winner:
"Tax cuts are spending. Tax expenditures, they are called. Subsidies for big oil, subsidies to send jobs overseas, breaks to send jobs overseas, breaks for corporate jets. They are called tax expenditures. Spending money on tax breaks."
--House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi (D-CA)
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To: Lucky9teen
2 posted on
03/15/2013 5:43:24 AM PDT by
Cyber Liberty
(I am a dissident. Will you join me? My name is John....)
To: 2111USMC; 21stCenturion; 2ndDivisionVet; 3AngelaD; 4mycountry; 5Madman2; 66-442hot; 6amgelsmama; ...
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4 posted on
03/15/2013 5:47:10 AM PDT by
Lucky9teen
(Peace is that brief glorious moment in history when everybody stands around reloading.~Thomas Jeffer)
To: Lucky9teen
“A pen in the hand of this president is far more dangerous than a gun in the hands of 200 million law-abiding citizens.”
5 posted on
03/15/2013 5:49:10 AM PDT by
Arrowhead1952
(A pen in the hand of 0 bummer more dangerous than a gun in the hands of 200 million citizens.)
7 posted on
03/15/2013 5:49:48 AM PDT by
Arrowhead1952
(A pen in the hand of 0 bummer more dangerous than a gun in the hands of 200 million citizens.)
To: Lucky9teen
Are we talking about guns or kids?
I have several of each.
They won’t do a thing unless I make them do it.
Lazy Lazy I tell you what
8 posted on
03/15/2013 5:51:33 AM PDT by
envisio
(Its on like Donkey Kong!!)
To: Lucky9teen
10 posted on
03/15/2013 5:54:43 AM PDT by
ShadowAce
(Linux -- The Ultimate Windows Service Pack)
To: Lucky9teen
News for Pelosi:
The federal tax policy and onorous regulations are designed to send jobs overseas. She has drunk her own pi$$ so much she actually believes herself.
13 posted on
03/15/2013 5:59:56 AM PDT by
OrioleFan
(Republicans believe every day is July 4th, Democrats believe every day is April 15th.)
To: Lucky9teen
15 posted on
03/15/2013 6:00:19 AM PDT by
P.O.E.
(Pray for America)
To: Lucky9teen
19 posted on
03/15/2013 6:15:10 AM PDT by
Berlin_Freeper
(http://userstyles.org/users/180132)
To: Lucky9teen
31 posted on
03/15/2013 6:40:05 AM PDT by
Dr. Thorne
("How long, O Lord, holy and true?" - Rev. 6:10)
To: Lucky9teen
33 posted on
03/15/2013 6:46:47 AM PDT by
red-dawg
(We need to keep the House or Obama will NEVER leave.)
To: Lucky9teen
43 posted on
03/15/2013 6:56:48 AM PDT by
sunny48
To: Lucky9teen
58 posted on
03/15/2013 7:31:22 AM PDT by
MissTed
( Private Tagline - Do Not Read!)
To: Lucky9teen
On Saint Patrick's Day, an Irishman who had a little to much to drink was driving home from the city and his car was weaving violently all over the road.
A cop pulled him over. "So," said the cop to the driver, "Where have you been?"
"Why, I've been to the pub of course," slurs the drunk.
"Well," says the cop, "it looks like you've had quite a few to drink this evening."
"I did all right," the drunk says with a smile.
"Did you know," says the cop, standing straight and folding his arms across his chest, "that a few intersections back, your wife fell out of your car?"
"Oh, thank heavens," sighs the drunk. "For a minute there, I thought I'd gone deaf."
65 posted on
03/15/2013 7:39:45 AM PDT by
N. Theknow
(Kennedys=Can't drive, can't ski, can't fly, can't skipper a boat, but they know what's best for you.)
To: Lucky9teen
Two Irishmen were walking home after a night on the beer when a severed head rolled along the ground. Mick picked it up to his face and said to Paddy "Jez, that looks like Sean"
To which Paddy replied "No Sean is taller than that"
68 posted on
03/15/2013 7:42:01 AM PDT by
N. Theknow
(Kennedys=Can't drive, can't ski, can't fly, can't skipper a boat, but they know what's best for you.)
To: Lucky9teen
At an Olympia Wa bar
85 posted on
03/15/2013 8:01:40 AM PDT by
llevrok
(Keep your arms out. It makes it harder for them to throw a net over you.)
To: Lucky9teen
87 posted on
03/15/2013 8:05:44 AM PDT by
BenLurkin
(This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both)
To: Lucky9teen
Two rednecks decided that they weren't going anywhere in life and thought they should go to college to get ahead. The first went in to see the counselor, who told him to take math, history, and logic.
"What's logic?" the first redneck asked.
The professor answered, "Let me give you an example. Do you own a weed eater?"
"I sure do."
"Then I can assume, using logic, that you have a yard," replied the professor.
"That's real good!" said the redneck.
The professor continued, "Logic will also tell me that since you have a yard, you also own a house."
Impressed, the redneck said, "Amazing!"
"And since you own a house, logic dictates that you have a wife."
"That's Betty Mae! This is incredible!" The redneck was catching on.
"Finally, since you have a wife, logically I can assume that you are heterosexual," said the professor.
"You're absolutely right! Why that's the most fascinatin' thing I ever heard! I cain't wait to take that logic class!"
The redneck, proud of the new world opening up to him, walked back into the hallway where his friend was still waiting.
"So what classes are ya takin' ?" asked the friend.
"Math, history, and logic!" replied the first redneck.
"What in tarnation is logic?" asked his friend.
"Let me give you an example. Do ya own a weed eater?" asked the first redneck.
"No," his friend replied.
"You're queer, ain't ya?"
115 posted on
03/15/2013 8:24:42 AM PDT by
N. Theknow
(Kennedys=Can't drive, can't ski, can't fly, can't skipper a boat, but they know what's best for you.)
214 posted on
03/15/2013 10:36:44 AM PDT by
Berlin_Freeper
(http://userstyles.org/users/180132)
215 posted on
03/15/2013 10:39:23 AM PDT by
Berlin_Freeper
(http://userstyles.org/users/180132)
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