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Lazamataz Vows Celibacy
By Lazamataz
Posted on 04/01/2011 4:57:48 AM PDT by Lazamataz
Yes, everyone. You have heard me correctly. I have come to realize that casual sex with various women is sinful and wrong. It is lustful and lascivious, and I have decided that in my turn towards rightous living, that I must stop 'Hitting It'.
Expect no more comments of 'I'd hit it'. Expect no more flirting with cute freeperettes. Expect no more comments about pretty women's pictures.
Women have become more than sex objects to me. They are whole and wholesome Children of God, and I have come to the understanding that to treat them as amusement parks is degrading to both them and me.
TOPICS: Cheese, Moose, Sister; Chit/Chat; Health/Medicine; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: lazwouldnothitit; napl; narcissus; waitwhat
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To: BuckeyeTexan
Insightful, BuckeyeTexan:
There are few things I depend on at FR.
- JR to always keep the faith and stand strong against the left’s agenda.
- Trolls getting the ZOT when they need zotting.
- humblegunner snacking on blog pimps.
- birther insanity
- dragnet2 b*tching about Texas
- Laz hitting it
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posted on
04/01/2011 3:01:07 PM PDT
by
GOPJ
(http://hisz.rsoe.hu/alertmap/index2.php - It's only uncivil when someone on the right does it.- Laz)
To: Lazamataz
Gee, just the day I decided to give up my wedding vows and live a life of a lustful cheap tacky broad.
Oh well
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posted on
04/01/2011 3:16:03 PM PDT
by
KosmicKitty
(WARNING: Hormonally crazed woman ahead!!)
To: Lazamataz
April Fools? ... You wish! You just have no will power, that’s all.
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posted on
04/01/2011 3:24:17 PM PDT
by
MHGinTN
(Some, believing they can't be deceived, it's nigh impossible to convince them when they're deceived.)
To: Lazamataz
HEhe... for a few seconds there I feared I had been warped into an alternate universe!
Wait... it was nice there, and there was no Obama... oh well. I still have the bottle of Port.
LOL
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posted on
04/01/2011 6:35:42 PM PDT
by
Danae
(Anailnathrach ortha bhais beatha do cheal deanaimha)
To: Danae
Careful there gal, you’re too good looking to even hint at Lazamataz ... he’s been known as the hit ter.
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posted on
04/01/2011 6:41:24 PM PDT
by
MHGinTN
(Some, believing they can't be deceived, it's nigh impossible to convince them when they're deceived.)
To: MHGinTN
Lol. Nah, iama nag and an opinionated *itch. Not even laz will hit me lol I scare men I swear to God. I never get asked out even.
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posted on
04/01/2011 11:35:42 PM PDT
by
Danae
(Anailnathrach ortha bhais beatha do cheal deanaimha)
To: Lazamataz; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; martin_fierro; ...
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posted on
04/02/2011 12:20:47 AM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
(You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
To: Lazamataz
This is sad...really sad for me.
All of my hopes are dashed...
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posted on
04/02/2011 12:24:29 AM PDT
by
dixiechick2000
("First they ignore you, then they ridicule you, then they fight you, then you win." - Gandhi)
To: Slings and Arrows
You can’t imagine how bummed I am at this news...
I had such high hopes!
;o)
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posted on
04/02/2011 12:25:37 AM PDT
by
dixiechick2000
("First they ignore you, then they ridicule you, then they fight you, then you win." - Gandhi)
To: dixiechick2000
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posted on
04/02/2011 12:40:33 AM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
(You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
To: Slings and Arrows
I know...I just experienced it a little bit in my mouth.
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posted on
04/02/2011 12:44:20 AM PDT
by
dixiechick2000
("First they ignore you, then they ridicule you, then they fight you, then you win." - Gandhi)
To: Lazamataz; Slings and Arrows; JRios1968; SunkenCiv
To: Slings and Arrows
Lol late to the party!! Lol beer is over there... :)
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posted on
04/02/2011 3:22:39 AM PDT
by
Danae
(Anailnathrach ortha bhais beatha do cheal deanaimha)
To: RandallFlagg
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posted on
04/02/2011 3:42:47 AM PDT
by
central_va
(I won't be reconstructed, and I do not give a damn.)
To: Lazamataz; Slings and Arrows
I won't hit it!
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posted on
04/02/2011 4:28:34 AM PDT
by
paulycy
(Islamo-Marxism is Evil.)
To: Slings and Arrows; dixiechick2000; Lazamataz
Don't worry Slings and Dixie. He recanted
here. He just couldn't take being a pristine angel it any longer.
To: TheOldLady; Lazamataz
All that time without hitting it...the worst 15 minutes of his life!
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posted on
04/02/2011 7:18:29 AM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
(You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
To: Slings and Arrows; Lazamataz
He really did pretty well for a while there. Did you read his posts? He sounded like an innocent 14-year-old talking about dating his latest crush.
It was precious, but temporary. Sigh...
To: Lazamataz; Slings and Arrows
Of course I'd hit it.
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posted on
04/02/2011 7:44:10 AM PDT
by
paulycy
(Islamo-Marxism is Evil.)
To: TexasRepublic; Lazamataz
I suspect the real Laz is dead and you’re an impostor. It’s the only thing that makes any sense.If Laz isn't dead or this isn't the greatest April Fools joke ever, then I think Laz's computer has been hacked. Either way, what a great thread!
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posted on
04/02/2011 9:00:28 AM PDT
by
Fast Moving Angel
(If he has nothing to hide, why is he spending so much $$$ hiding it?)
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