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***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***

Posted on 11/05/2010 5:44:41 AM PDT by Lucky9teen



Conservative Satire Headlines November 3, 2010

New GOP majority assures humbled Obama that their decision to just "not compromise" is, in fact, a compromise.

Obama insists the election was not a repudiation of his agenda itself, just what it is doing to the country.

San Francisco justifies ban of McDonald's Happy Meals citing the only thing that should be bad for children is their politics.

Florida voters punish family of Alan Grayson by sending him home.

Election sees Barney Frank escape being left behind, goes back to indulging in left behind.

Pelosi defiantly proclaims she will be happy with tonight election results even if she has to chisel it onto her face.

Biden campaigns for Delaware Senate race, gets voters to chant "YES WE CAN" every time he says "TAKE ME BACK!"

Day after San Francisco Giants win World Series nation tells Pelosi that in Congress she no longer is one.

Feeling sorry for the President Obama, thousands attempt to make him feel wanted by writing him in for their village's idiot.



TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: election; friday; ofst; silliness
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To: paulycy

I made the Hot 100.


61 posted on 11/05/2010 10:41:40 AM PDT by a fool in paradise (The establishment clause isn't just against my OWN government establishing state religion in America)
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To: ShadowAce
Naturally that story was FReeped.
 
Man dies after having eel inserting in rectum during a prank gone awry
 
Naturally.


62 posted on 11/05/2010 10:45:13 AM PDT by Responsibility2nd (Yes, as a matter of fact, what you do in your bedroom IS my business.)
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To: ErnBatavia
Does this guy look like he is paid to be at this event? Is he wearing a union-supplied tee-shirt? Did Carl Rove supply him with that poster?...well based on the artwork, maybe. Does he look like a Tea Party thug? He looks like a disgruntled American who refused to smoke the Hopium.

63 posted on 11/05/2010 10:45:19 AM PDT by SERKIT ("Blazing Saddles" explains it all.....)
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http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/west-virginia/woman-utters-line-never-previously-recorded-police-report


64 posted on 11/05/2010 10:46:05 AM PDT by ErnBatavia (It's not the Obama Administration....it's the "Obama Regime".)
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To: Lucky9teen

65 posted on 11/05/2010 10:52:37 AM PDT by Nateman (If liberals are not screaming you are doing it wrong!)
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To: Nateman

Talk about an axis of evil....


66 posted on 11/05/2010 10:59:49 AM PDT by Monkey Face (42.7% of statistics are made up on the spot.)
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To: Responsibility2nd

Speaking of stories that were FReeped, didja catch the “horrible vaginal odor” story from yesterday?

It was up a whole 20 minutes before the mods “No Thanks”d it.

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/west-virginia/woman-utters-line-never-previously-recorded-police-report


67 posted on 11/05/2010 11:04:44 AM PDT by Responsibility2nd (Yes, as a matter of fact, what you do in your bedroom IS my business.)
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To: Responsibility2nd
Speaking of stories that were FReeped, didja catch the “horrible vaginal odor” story from yesterday?

You mean the one linked to in Post #64?

68 posted on 11/05/2010 11:06:03 AM PDT by ShadowAce (Linux -- The Ultimate Windows Service Pack)
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To: ShadowAce

Yeppers. That’s the one/

Warning. Do not read this before eating lunch. Do not read this AFTER eating lunch.

Warning. If you read this at all you will lose any lunch you have had in the last 48 hours.

But it is fall on the floor funny.


69 posted on 11/05/2010 11:10:24 AM PDT by Responsibility2nd (Yes, as a matter of fact, what you do in your bedroom IS my business.)
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To: ShadowAce

ROTFL!! Whenever I see a pug, I immediately think of Ernest Borgnine!


70 posted on 11/05/2010 12:12:03 PM PDT by gimme1ibertee ("In a time of universal deceit,telling the truth becomes a revolutionary act"-George Orwell)
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To: Lucky9teen

Hi & thanks!!!


71 posted on 11/05/2010 2:32:18 PM PDT by KoSI the UNIWAC (Kate of Spice Island is back and ready to organize for 2012. General with several stars!)
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To: Lucky9teen

Not only did I Google it, I gave directions by e-mail so hubby could Google it, too!


72 posted on 11/05/2010 2:32:23 PM PDT by KoSI the UNIWAC (Kate of Spice Island is back and ready to organize for 2012. General with several stars!)
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To: Lucky9teen

73 posted on 11/05/2010 2:35:49 PM PDT by paulycy (Demand Constitutionality. Save America From Bankruptcy.)
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To: Lucky9teen; All

Late one night a guy is ready to go to bed when he hears a knock at his door. He opens the door and sees a snail.

The snail says “Would you like to buy a magazine subscription”?

The guy is perturbed at being bothered so late and gives the snail a hard kick off his porch.

Two years later he hears a knock at his door. He opens the door and there’s a snail who says “What the H3!l was that all about”?


74 posted on 11/05/2010 5:35:34 PM PDT by JouleZ (You are the company you keep.)
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To: psychopuppy

On NPR’s “Wait, Wait, Don’t Tell Me” this morning, the host joked that the reason Boehner cried after the election and Pelosi didn’t was because “Boehner’s face works.”


75 posted on 11/06/2010 9:43:53 AM PDT by Mr. Silverback (Anyone who says we need illegals to do the jobs Americans won't do has never watched "Dirty Jobs.")
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To: NCC-1701

I gotta say that was totally in poor taste... I’m all for slamming the dems and I’m glad they’re gone, but hey... have a little couth (I’m not bemoaning the parallel, just the use of the Jonestown photo).


76 posted on 11/08/2010 6:50:44 PM PST by Gordon Greene (www.fracturedrepublic.com - I have a theory about how Darwin evolved... more soon.)
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To: Lucky9teen

Burning Money like there is not a care in the world!

77 posted on 11/09/2010 12:37:54 PM PST by Colonial Warrior (Never approach a bull from the front, a horse from the rear, or a fool from any direction.)
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