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BREAKING: Dog Attacks Koran
The Word of Dog ^
| 9/11/10 (MeccaTime)
| Joe 6-Pack
Posted on 09/10/2010 4:39:01 PM PDT by Joe 6-pack
Roverand Terry Bones
The Koran in more peaceful times...
Following a private meeting with Imam Fido Rowf, the Roverand Terry Bones held a press conference where he announced that he would continue with his plans to celebrate the Islamic feast of Eid by feasting on a Koran. Ive had a look at the Koran, stated Bones, and it appears kind of dry, so I figured Id add some bacon or pork sausage. I mean, you cant have a fatwa without f-a-t, right? Jones continued, Im not against the Koran as a whole, in fact, Ive book-marked some of my favorite parts
on a Persian rug!
At approximately 3:46 a.m. (Mecca Time). a bacon laden Koran was struck by four massive canine teeth. The chewing continued until the books internal support structure collapsed and the Koran imploded, causing no loss of life or injury.
The attack begins...
Roverand Bones presses the attack...
Some analysts suggest that this early photo is evidence that bush was behind the attack.
Following the attack, Roverand Bones exhibited a passage of the Koran...
TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: attack; bacon; dog; humor; koran; napl; satire
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To: Joe 6-pack
Is that a Rushbie tie on Mr Dog? GREAT GREAT POST!
To: Joe 6-pack
I had a great loyal dog long ago...that looked a lot like that dog.
A Shepard Huskie....she was a wonderful dog.
Is that yours?
82
posted on
09/10/2010 6:24:44 PM PDT
by
Osage Orange
(Kill them all...let God sort them out.)
To: Joe 6-pack
his early photo is evidence that bush was behind the attack.
LOL! PICTURE perfect.
To: presently no screen name
Nope...hate to admit it, but it’s a Hilfiger...it was in my college colors.
84
posted on
09/10/2010 6:25:03 PM PDT
by
Joe 6-pack
(Que me amat, amet et canem meum)
To: Osage Orange
Yep...that’s my boy. He’s a Belgian Tervuren, which is essentially a long-haired Malinois.
85
posted on
09/10/2010 6:26:08 PM PDT
by
Joe 6-pack
(Que me amat, amet et canem meum)
To: Joe 6-pack
86
posted on
09/10/2010 6:26:51 PM PDT
by
alarm rider
(The left will always tell you who they fear the most. What are they telling you now?)
To: Silentgypsy
Yes, dogs are a big no-no for Muslims, they put them in the same category as pigs.
To: Joe 6-pack
He went to obedience school with Rush Limbulldog.
And here I thought it was a graduation present.
To: Joe 6-pack
Had people all the time...asking if "Buddy" was a Belgian Tervuren....I never knew what was one...until quite a few people asked.
She just had that look, about her. But...she wasn't.
I miss her....looking at your nice dog.
I have an older Border Collie..and a 3 1/2 month old Blue Heeler. Ha!!
Lot's of fun.....
89
posted on
09/10/2010 6:32:34 PM PDT
by
Osage Orange
(Kill them all...let God sort them out.)
To: Joe 6-pack
Oh man, one cannot get worse than a Koran laced with bacon desecrated by a dog!
90
posted on
09/10/2010 6:42:27 PM PDT
by
the OlLine Rebel
(Common sense is an uncommon virtue./Technological progress cannot be legislated.)
To: Joe 6-pack
91
posted on
09/10/2010 6:43:08 PM PDT
by
SZonian
(July 27, 2010. Life begins anew.)
To: USMCWife6869; Indy Pendance; Still German Shepherd; dervish; Dick Vomer; Kozak; Joe 6-pack; ...
Special ping!
GERMAN SHEPHERD PING LIST
This is a low-volume list
so dont worry!
(Please Freep-mail me if youd like to be on or off the list.)
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posted on
09/10/2010 6:43:23 PM PDT
by
the OlLine Rebel
(Common sense is an uncommon virtue./Technological progress cannot be legislated.)
To: the OlLine Rebel
That’s what we were thinkin’ ;-)
93
posted on
09/10/2010 6:44:00 PM PDT
by
Joe 6-pack
(Que me amat, amet et canem meum)
To: Roscoe Karns
I’m still laughing and I have three dogs who love bacon! Tomorrow they shall dine on “paper” plates covered with bacon grease. Great job and what an inspiration.
94
posted on
09/10/2010 6:52:39 PM PDT
by
JouleZ
(You are the company you keep.)
To: Joe 6-pack
BRILLIANT!!!
On to Mecca for Roverand Bones!
95
posted on
09/10/2010 6:53:54 PM PDT
by
Daffynition
("Life Imitates Bacon, but Bacon does not imitate Life. Bacon IS life." ~paulycy)
To: COBOL2Java
I was waiting for that picture to show up. :)
But you spelled kill wrong. It is keeel; I will keeel you. ;)
To: Daffynition
Truth be told, he’s a horrible driver. I’d never trust him with a bus.
97
posted on
09/10/2010 6:56:18 PM PDT
by
Joe 6-pack
(Que me amat, amet et canem meum)
To: Joe 6-pack
Just proves the old saying, “Everything is better with BACON!”
Mark
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posted on
09/10/2010 6:57:00 PM PDT
by
MarkL
(Do I really look like a guy with a plan?)
To: Jet Jaguar; Recovering Ex-hippie; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; ...
"ALLAHU FUBAR!!!"
99
posted on
09/10/2010 6:59:06 PM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
(You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
To: Slings and Arrows
100
posted on
09/10/2010 7:00:05 PM PDT
by
Joe 6-pack
(Que me amat, amet et canem meum)
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