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BREAKING: Dog Attacks Koran
The Word of Dog ^
| 9/11/10 (MeccaTime)
| Joe 6-Pack
Posted on 09/10/2010 4:39:01 PM PDT by Joe 6-pack
Roverand Terry Bones
The Koran in more peaceful times...
Following a private meeting with Imam Fido Rowf, the Roverand Terry Bones held a press conference where he announced that he would continue with his plans to celebrate the Islamic feast of Eid by feasting on a Koran. Ive had a look at the Koran, stated Bones, and it appears kind of dry, so I figured Id add some bacon or pork sausage. I mean, you cant have a fatwa without f-a-t, right? Jones continued, Im not against the Koran as a whole, in fact, Ive book-marked some of my favorite parts
on a Persian rug!
At approximately 3:46 a.m. (Mecca Time). a bacon laden Koran was struck by four massive canine teeth. The chewing continued until the books internal support structure collapsed and the Koran imploded, causing no loss of life or injury.
The attack begins...
Roverand Bones presses the attack...
Some analysts suggest that this early photo is evidence that bush was behind the attack.
Following the attack, Roverand Bones exhibited a passage of the Koran...
TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: attack; bacon; dog; humor; koran; napl; satire
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To: True Grit
"......a slice of hog meat on the Koran." I consider it a cultural exchange.
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posted on
09/10/2010 4:53:24 PM PDT
by
Joe 6-pack
(Que me amat, amet et canem meum)
To: Slings and Arrows
To: Joe 6-pack
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posted on
09/10/2010 4:55:16 PM PDT
by
RightGeek
(FUBO and the donkey you rode in on)
To: Joe 6-pack
Now that was funny! Great job!
To: Joe 6-pack
Roverand Bones is my hero!
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posted on
09/10/2010 4:57:10 PM PDT
by
FourPeas
(Pester not the geek, for the electrons are his friends.)
To: FourPeas
I’m mighty proud of him :-)
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posted on
09/10/2010 4:58:38 PM PDT
by
Joe 6-pack
(Que me amat, amet et canem meum)
To: Joe 6-pack
and he’s a damn smart dresser, too!
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posted on
09/10/2010 5:00:59 PM PDT
by
Hoosier-Daddy
( "It does no good to be a super power if you have to worry what the neighbors think." BuffaloJack)
To: Joe 6-pack
Make sure you sleep with one eye open!
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posted on
09/10/2010 5:06:14 PM PDT
by
vigilante2
(Reelect Nobody)
To: Joe 6-pack
Eggscelent!
and he did it without telepprompterrrrr!
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posted on
09/10/2010 5:06:35 PM PDT
by
Leo Carpathian
(fffffFRrrreeeeepppeeee-ssed!)
To: Joe 6-pack
To: vigilante2
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posted on
09/10/2010 5:06:55 PM PDT
by
Joe 6-pack
(Que me amat, amet et canem meum)
To: Joe 6-pack
You making fun of me, Mr. Bones?
I may look effeminate and all, but I can be a real b*tch ya know ...
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posted on
09/10/2010 5:08:59 PM PDT
by
mlizzy
(Hail Mary, full of grace, the Lord is with thee ...)
To: Joe 6-pack
Hahah!
Great work! Kudos to you and your buddy!
Stay thirsty my friends!
Unfortunately, my dog is now unwelcome in the Netherlands because she has taken this protest too far ("she really didn't know that the filthy koran prohibits pinching a loaf in the image of Mohammed")...
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posted on
09/10/2010 5:10:02 PM PDT
by
SonOfDarkSkies
(This year, Christmas is coming in November!)
To: Joe 6-pack
To: Joe 6-pack
That may be animal abuse if he swallows any of that disgusting stuff . . .
To: Roscoe Karns
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posted on
09/10/2010 5:11:26 PM PDT
by
Joe 6-pack
(Que me amat, amet et canem meum)
To: mlizzy
Wow! And I thought the unibrow was a human characteristic!;-)
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posted on
09/10/2010 5:11:50 PM PDT
by
SonOfDarkSkies
(This year, Christmas is coming in November!)
To: Joe 6-pack
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posted on
09/10/2010 5:12:47 PM PDT
by
greyfoxx39
(Jumping in front of a parade and calling yourself "leader" doesn't make you one.)
To: Joe 6-pack
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posted on
09/10/2010 5:14:26 PM PDT
by
driftdiver
(I could eat it raw, but why do that when I have a fire.)
To: Joe 6-pack
Totally awesome! Completely inventive, too! Way to go...I love your creativity!
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posted on
09/10/2010 5:14:30 PM PDT
by
CAluvdubya
("Sarah Palin fights, we cannot spare her."--GonzoGOP)
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