The Perfect Free Republic Thread

My Mind ^ | 4/28/10 | Patrick1

[Patrick1]

Okay I have found the perfect Free Republic Thread!

Top This!

A Pit Bull bites the leg of a Mormon Missionary who is campaigning door to door for Duncan Hunter 2012 and tries to defend himself against the Pit Bull with a Sarah Palin for President yard sign and stumbles into the street where he is hit by a car with a Ron Paul 2000 bumper sticker.

Then you would have the perfect Free Republic thread.

[secret garden]

Bless your heart.

[humblegunner]

And the whole mess was posted in Bloggers by a pimp who only
gave out a teaser of the story and forced everyone to visit
his blog to read the rest of it.

THEN it would be the perfect thread.

[TheOldLady]

[TheOldLady]

Huh?

[JRios1968]

[humblegunner]

The OTHER Old Lady.

[TheOldLady]

Hi Humblegunner.

What thread could be complete without stalkers?

[KosmicKitty]

I have to get in the shower now so I can get to the airport. Can some one FReepmail me if something important happens on this thread?

[humblegunner]

Dang stalkers!

[TheOldLady]

;-D

[nuke rocketeer]

Substitute Jehovah’s Witness for the Mormon and that will make it perfect......

[Slings and Arrows]

Skip the hobbits.

[DocRock]

But add in a Spork Weasel

[absolootezer0]

you forgot smoking, tattoos and harely hatin’.

[Little Ray]

What about guns?

[thesearethetimes...]

http://asjewelers.com/FRstuff/16/sporkweasel.jpg

Your wish is my command ; }

Tatt

[Darksheare]

You forgot Unngh, moose, Beeber, undead thread, hobbit hole, dimensional doors, freeper canteen, RINO FRee project, killer bunny, Blargh, stune, sporkweasel, and Zarathustra.
If you can work all of the above into one scenario, you have arrived.

[Darksheare]

And caffienated zombie deer.

[shibumi]

"What thread could be complete without stalkers? "

I agree.

[shibumi]

Please try to keep up with the rest of the class.

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/chat/2502783/posts?page=55#55