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The Perfect Free Republic Thread
My Mind ^ | 4/28/10 | Patrick1

Posted on 04/28/2010 8:55:21 PM PDT by Patrick1

Okay I have found the perfect Free Republic Thread!

Top This!

A Pit Bull bites the leg of a Mormon Missionary who is campaigning door to door for Duncan Hunter 2012 and tries to defend himself against the Pit Bull with a Sarah Palin for President yard sign and stumbles into the street where he is hit by a car with a Ron Paul 2000 bumper sticker.

Then you would have the perfect Free Republic thread.


TOPICS: Cheese, Moose, Sister; Chit/Chat
KEYWORDS: balkans; cheese; civilwar; classicthreads; crap; crevo; dope; doublecrap; napl; palinfreeperping; sarahpalin; sionnsar; vanity
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To: Patrick1; Slings and Arrows; Revolting cat!; Lazamataz

Would that car happen to be an S-U-V?

Was Laz driving when the car hit it?

This thread is worthless without pictures.


101 posted on 04/29/2010 7:11:19 AM PDT by a fool in paradise (The hysteria of Matthewsism and Andersonism has led to a Tea Party Scare that is unAmerican.)
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To: Patrick1

I’d hit it.


102 posted on 04/29/2010 7:13:39 AM PDT by Lazamataz ("We beat the Soviet Union. Then we became them." -- Lazamataz, 2005)
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To: ThomasThomas

Thailand?


103 posted on 04/29/2010 7:16:22 AM PDT by TexasNative2000 (This seems like fairly decisive evidence that the dream can, in fact, die.)
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To: Wierzbowski
< Helen Thomas pic redacted >

And now, it's the perfect thread.


104 posted on 04/29/2010 7:16:48 AM PDT by a fool in paradise (The hysteria of Matthewsism and Andersonism has led to a Tea Party Scare that is unAmerican.)
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To: Patrick1
Can't be THE perfect thread without this picture to cover all the bases:

Now all your bases belong us.

105 posted on 04/29/2010 7:17:48 AM PDT by a fool in paradise (The hysteria of Matthewsism and Andersonism has led to a Tea Party Scare that is unAmerican.)
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To: Lucky9teen

Thursday silliness PING


106 posted on 04/29/2010 7:18:18 AM PDT by a fool in paradise (The hysteria of Matthewsism and Andersonism has led to a Tea Party Scare that is unAmerican.)
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To: a fool in paradise; Patrick1; Slings and Arrows; Revolting cat!; Lazamataz

It has to be a magically flying SUV with no driver present, but holding several passengers hostage as it rampages.


107 posted on 04/29/2010 7:19:49 AM PDT by Darksheare (Windows Se7en: It's called "seven" for a reason.)
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To: Slings and Arrows
To understand recursion, you must first understand recursion.

Ages ago I worked in a computer environment called GNU which stood for "GNU is Not Unix"

My brain got a repeating error over that one

108 posted on 04/29/2010 7:22:03 AM PDT by a fool in paradise (The hysteria of Matthewsism and Andersonism has led to a Tea Party Scare that is unAmerican.)
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To: shibumi
< /Ahnold version >
109 posted on 04/29/2010 7:23:32 AM PDT by a fool in paradise (The hysteria of Matthewsism and Andersonism has led to a Tea Party Scare that is unAmerican.)
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To: a fool in paradise

“It’s NOT a tumah!”


110 posted on 04/29/2010 7:25:41 AM PDT by Darksheare (Windows Se7en: It's called "seven" for a reason.)
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To: KosmicKitty
The thread will always be here (until ZOT do it part)...


111 posted on 04/29/2010 7:28:15 AM PDT by a fool in paradise (The hysteria of Matthewsism and Andersonism has led to a Tea Party Scare that is unAmerican.)
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To: Darksheare; a fool in paradise; Patrick1; Slings and Arrows; Revolting cat!; Lazamataz
It has to be a magically flying SUV with no driver present, but holding several passengers hostage as it rampages.

And a pit bull riding shotgun.

112 posted on 04/29/2010 7:47:00 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows ("I can see November from my house!")
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To: Slings and Arrows; a fool in paradise; Patrick1; Revolting cat!; Lazamataz

A toothless pitbull gumming and slobbering on a cigar while riding shotgun and packing heat.
(Gotta tweak the anti-smokers out there with it too.)


113 posted on 04/29/2010 7:49:03 AM PDT by Darksheare (Windows Se7en: It's called "seven" for a reason.)
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To: a fool in paradise

Ah, recursive acronyms. Also MUNG (MUNG Until No Good).


114 posted on 04/29/2010 7:51:59 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows ("I can see November from my house!")
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To: Patrick1; Admin Moderator

Pretty good thread so far. But something’s missing.

No deleted posts yet. Can’t have a truly perfect thread without some FReeper getting a lttle carried away and having the mods step in.

My next post here (hopefully won’t be my last post ever!) will be deleted.

That can only add to this perfect thread, no?


115 posted on 04/29/2010 8:00:09 AM PDT by Responsibility2nd (PALIN/MCCAIN IN 2012 - barf alert? sarc tag? -- can't decide)
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To: Responsibility2nd

Are you going to quote from one of the wrong David Allen Coe songs?


117 posted on 04/29/2010 8:02:44 AM PDT by a fool in paradise (The hysteria of Matthewsism and Andersonism has led to a Tea Party Scare that is unAmerican.)
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To: a fool in paradise; Responsibility2nd

No no.. Miley Cyrus singing [in baritone] that’d do it!


118 posted on 04/29/2010 8:04:09 AM PDT by Darksheare (Windows Se7en: It's called "seven" for a reason.)
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To: a fool in paradise; Responsibility2nd
Slowed down songs like this.
119 posted on 04/29/2010 8:05:56 AM PDT by Darksheare (Windows Se7en: It's called "seven" for a reason.)
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To: Patrick1

Hit by an SUV, not a car. :)


120 posted on 04/29/2010 8:16:12 AM PDT by teenyelliott (www.thewaterrock.com)
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