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The Perfect Free Republic Thread
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| 4/28/10
| Patrick1
Posted on 04/28/2010 8:55:21 PM PDT by Patrick1
Okay I have found the perfect Free Republic Thread!
Top This!
A Pit Bull bites the leg of a Mormon Missionary who is campaigning door to door for Duncan Hunter 2012 and tries to defend himself against the Pit Bull with a Sarah Palin for President yard sign and stumbles into the street where he is hit by a car with a Ron Paul 2000 bumper sticker.
Then you would have the perfect Free Republic thread.
TOPICS: Cheese, Moose, Sister; Chit/Chat
KEYWORDS: balkans; cheese; civilwar; classicthreads; crap; crevo; dope; doublecrap; napl; palinfreeperping; sarahpalin; sionnsar; vanity
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To: Patrick1; Slings and Arrows; Revolting cat!; Lazamataz
Would that car happen to be an S-U-V?
Was Laz driving when the car hit it?
This thread is worthless without pictures.
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posted on
04/29/2010 7:11:19 AM PDT
by
a fool in paradise
(The hysteria of Matthewsism and Andersonism has led to a Tea Party Scare that is unAmerican.)
To: Patrick1
102
posted on
04/29/2010 7:13:39 AM PDT
by
Lazamataz
("We beat the Soviet Union. Then we became them." -- Lazamataz, 2005)
To: ThomasThomas
103
posted on
04/29/2010 7:16:22 AM PDT
by
TexasNative2000
(This seems like fairly decisive evidence that the dream can, in fact, die.)
To: Wierzbowski
< Helen Thomas pic redacted >
And now, it's the perfect thread.
104
posted on
04/29/2010 7:16:48 AM PDT
by
a fool in paradise
(The hysteria of Matthewsism and Andersonism has led to a Tea Party Scare that is unAmerican.)
To: Patrick1
Can't be THE perfect thread without this picture to cover all the bases:
Now all your bases belong us.
105
posted on
04/29/2010 7:17:48 AM PDT
by
a fool in paradise
(The hysteria of Matthewsism and Andersonism has led to a Tea Party Scare that is unAmerican.)
To: Lucky9teen
106
posted on
04/29/2010 7:18:18 AM PDT
by
a fool in paradise
(The hysteria of Matthewsism and Andersonism has led to a Tea Party Scare that is unAmerican.)
To: a fool in paradise; Patrick1; Slings and Arrows; Revolting cat!; Lazamataz
It has to be a magically flying SUV with no driver present, but holding several passengers hostage as it rampages.
107
posted on
04/29/2010 7:19:49 AM PDT
by
Darksheare
(Windows Se7en: It's called "seven" for a reason.)
To: Slings and Arrows
To understand recursion, you must first understand recursion. Ages ago I worked in a computer environment called GNU which stood for "GNU is Not Unix"
My brain got a repeating error over that one
108
posted on
04/29/2010 7:22:03 AM PDT
by
a fool in paradise
(The hysteria of Matthewsism and Andersonism has led to a Tea Party Scare that is unAmerican.)
To: shibumi
< /Ahnold version >
109
posted on
04/29/2010 7:23:32 AM PDT
by
a fool in paradise
(The hysteria of Matthewsism and Andersonism has led to a Tea Party Scare that is unAmerican.)
To: a fool in paradise
110
posted on
04/29/2010 7:25:41 AM PDT
by
Darksheare
(Windows Se7en: It's called "seven" for a reason.)
To: KosmicKitty
The thread will always be here (until ZOT do it part)...
111
posted on
04/29/2010 7:28:15 AM PDT
by
a fool in paradise
(The hysteria of Matthewsism and Andersonism has led to a Tea Party Scare that is unAmerican.)
To: Darksheare; a fool in paradise; Patrick1; Slings and Arrows; Revolting cat!; Lazamataz
It has to be a magically flying SUV with no driver present, but holding several passengers hostage as it rampages.And a pit bull riding shotgun.
To: Slings and Arrows; a fool in paradise; Patrick1; Revolting cat!; Lazamataz
A toothless pitbull gumming and slobbering on a cigar while riding shotgun and packing heat.
(Gotta tweak the anti-smokers out there with it too.)
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posted on
04/29/2010 7:49:03 AM PDT
by
Darksheare
(Windows Se7en: It's called "seven" for a reason.)
To: a fool in paradise
Ah, recursive acronyms. Also MUNG (MUNG Until No Good).
To: Patrick1; Admin Moderator
Pretty good thread so far. But something’s missing.
No deleted posts yet. Can’t have a truly perfect thread without some FReeper getting a lttle carried away and having the mods step in.
My next post here (hopefully won’t be my last post ever!) will be deleted.
That can only add to this perfect thread, no?
115
posted on
04/29/2010 8:00:09 AM PDT
by
Responsibility2nd
(PALIN/MCCAIN IN 2012 - barf alert? sarc tag? -- can't decide)
Comment #116 Removed by Moderator
To: Responsibility2nd
Are you going to quote from one of the wrong David Allen Coe songs?
117
posted on
04/29/2010 8:02:44 AM PDT
by
a fool in paradise
(The hysteria of Matthewsism and Andersonism has led to a Tea Party Scare that is unAmerican.)
To: a fool in paradise; Responsibility2nd
No no.. Miley Cyrus singing [in baritone] that’d do it!
118
posted on
04/29/2010 8:04:09 AM PDT
by
Darksheare
(Windows Se7en: It's called "seven" for a reason.)
To: a fool in paradise; Responsibility2nd
119
posted on
04/29/2010 8:05:56 AM PDT
by
Darksheare
(Windows Se7en: It's called "seven" for a reason.)
To: Patrick1
Hit by an SUV, not a car. :)
120
posted on
04/29/2010 8:16:12 AM PDT
by
teenyelliott
(www.thewaterrock.com)
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