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To the moon, troll, to the moon!
Posted on 11/19/2008 1:26:03 PM PST by CHR
Edited on 11/30/2008 5:15:14 PM PST by Admin Moderator.
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During the cold war, JFK claimed to have gone to the moon. He got congress to spend billions on his moon landing and pretended america landed there, convincing congress to give him billions, the fakeness of the landing is well documented.
It seems to me that this liberal moneybags, that he took these billions for personal use, or maybe gave them to the USSR (we all know he was soft on communism)
Perhaps his death was similarly staged in order to keep his billions or keep congress of his case.
I wonder if under an obama administration we will see more moon landings.
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To: Robert A. Cook, PE; NicknamedBob; GOPJ
If we didn’t land on the the moon my 5th grade teacher would have caught them. You couldn’t get anything past her.
841
posted on
12/07/2008 6:08:42 PM PST
by
ThomasThomas
(Those who live by the sword get shot.)
To: NicknamedBob; Tax-chick; Darksheare; Monkey Face
Great minds are equally weird. Some great minds are more equal than others.
I'm not up to the task...
842
posted on
12/07/2008 6:10:39 PM PST
by
sionnsar
(Iran Azadi|5yst3m 0wn3d-it's N0t Y0ur5 (SONY)|http://trad-anglican.faithweb.com/|RCongressIn2Years)
To: NicknamedBob
I’m better at picking up a joke than originating one.
843
posted on
12/07/2008 6:12:14 PM PST
by
Tax-chick
("Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance." ~Sam Brown)
To: Tax-chick; sionnsar; ThomasThomas; Robert A. Cook, PE
"Im better at picking up a joke than originating one."
Humor has been described as "an unexpected juxtaposition of an incongruity."
Some day, there may exist a mathematics of humor. If so, I am sure that it will involve
tangents.
844
posted on
12/07/2008 6:34:19 PM PST
by
NicknamedBob
(When in the course of human events, if you can't swim, at least dog-paddle.)
To: NicknamedBob
If so, I am sure that it will involve tangents. I was just observing on another thread that I was better with derivatives.
845
posted on
12/07/2008 6:35:38 PM PST
by
Tax-chick
("Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance." ~Sam Brown)
To: NicknamedBob
juxtaposition incongruity
And sometimes the words just sound funny.
846
posted on
12/07/2008 6:36:40 PM PST
by
ThomasThomas
(Those who live by the sword get shot.)
To: NicknamedBob; SandyInSeattle
If so, I am sure that it will involve tangents. Count me out. I intend to preserve my Seattleite White (you'll never mistake me for a Californian!).
847
posted on
12/07/2008 6:39:48 PM PST
by
sionnsar
(Iran Azadi|5yst3m 0wn3d-it's N0t Y0ur5 (SONY)|http://trad-anglican.faithweb.com/|RCongressIn2Years)
To: Tax-chick
"I was just observing on another thread that I was better with derivatives." I never did get my deriver's license.
848
posted on
12/07/2008 6:40:50 PM PST
by
NicknamedBob
(When in the course of human events, if you can't swim, at least dog-paddle.)
To: Tax-chick; tuliptree76
I was just observing on another thread that I was better with derivatives. Sounds like maybe a tax issue to me... Where's Tulip's Tax Table?
849
posted on
12/07/2008 6:41:12 PM PST
by
sionnsar
(Iran Azadi|5yst3m 0wn3d-it's N0t Y0ur5 (SONY)|http://trad-anglican.faithweb.com/|RCongressIn2Years)
To: NicknamedBob
Just exactly what do you think they used for rocket fuel back then?
850
posted on
12/07/2008 6:42:36 PM PST
by
GOPJ
(Perverse incentives birth nasty unintended consequences.)
To: NicknamedBob
I computed a revenue function for marketing class in my junior year of college, and then promptly forgot how.
851
posted on
12/07/2008 6:42:58 PM PST
by
Tax-chick
("Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance." ~Sam Brown)
To: sionnsar
I am not going to respond that our election results were something of a ...
... no, I’m not going to say it.
852
posted on
12/07/2008 6:43:15 PM PST
by
NicknamedBob
(When in the course of human events, if you can't swim, at least dog-paddle.)
To: Robert A. Cook, PE
LOL - mood rings... I had forgotten about them.
853
posted on
12/07/2008 6:43:26 PM PST
by
GOPJ
(Perverse incentives birth nasty unintended consequences.)
To: GOPJ
"Just exactly what do you think they used for rocket fuel back then?" Chemicals. They used chemicals.
You don't think they had chemicals? Do you know what you can do with purified hydrogen peroxide?
It makes a dandy rocket fuel. Or you can sink a Russian submarine with it.
854
posted on
12/07/2008 6:46:52 PM PST
by
NicknamedBob
(When in the course of human events, if you can't swim, at least dog-paddle.)
To: Tax-chick
"I computed a revenue function for marketing class in my junior year of college, and then promptly forgot how." It's too bad you forgot how. By now, there could have been a thriving market for class.
855
posted on
12/07/2008 6:49:09 PM PST
by
NicknamedBob
(When in the course of human events, if you can't swim, at least dog-paddle.)
To: NicknamedBob; sionnsar; Tax-chick
A mathematician was asleep in his room at a hotel when suddenly the fire alarm
went off. He walked into the hall where he spotted a fire extinguisher and
said, “Aha! A solution exists,” and happily went back to bed.
856
posted on
12/07/2008 6:50:49 PM PST
by
ThomasThomas
(Those who live by the sword get shot.)
To: NicknamedBob
Well, if we go into a serious Depression, maybe Fundamentalist Frump will make a comeback. I’ll become a consultant!
857
posted on
12/07/2008 6:51:00 PM PST
by
Tax-chick
("Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance." ~Sam Brown)
To: ThomasThomas
LOL! And good night, Bill, Percy, Charlie, Fred, George, Ron, Paul and Ringo.
858
posted on
12/07/2008 6:51:55 PM PST
by
Tax-chick
("Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance." ~Sam Brown)
To: Tax-chick
... and of course, John-boy.
859
posted on
12/07/2008 7:09:13 PM PST
by
NicknamedBob
(When in the course of human events, if you can't swim, at least dog-paddle.)
To: All
860
posted on
12/07/2008 7:15:44 PM PST
by
sionnsar
(Iran Azadi|5yst3m 0wn3d-it's N0t Y0ur5 (SONY)|http://trad-anglican.faithweb.com/|RCongressIn2Years)
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