[NicknamedBob]

"I was just observing on another thread that I was better with derivatives."

I never did get my deriver's license.

[Tax-chick]

I computed a revenue function for marketing class in my junior year of college, and then promptly forgot how.

[ThomasThomas]

A mathematician was asleep in his room at a hotel when suddenly the fire alarm
went off. He walked into the hall where he spotted a fire extinguisher and
said, “Aha! A solution exists,” and happily went back to bed.