To the moon, troll, to the moon!

[CHR]

During the cold war, JFK claimed to have gone to the moon. He got congress to spend billions on his moon landing and pretended america landed there, convincing congress to give him billions, the fakeness of the landing is well documented.

It seems to me that this liberal moneybags, that he took these billions for personal use, or maybe gave them to the USSR (we all know he was soft on communism)

Perhaps his death was similarly staged in order to keep his billions or keep congress of his case.

I wonder if under an obama administration we will see more moon landings.

[ThomasThomas]

If we didn’t land on the the moon my 5th grade teacher would have caught them. You couldn’t get anything past her.

[sionnsar]

Great minds are equally weird.

Some great minds are more equal than others.

I'm not up to the task...

[Tax-chick]

I’m better at picking up a joke than originating one.

[NicknamedBob]

"I’m better at picking up a joke than originating one."

Humor has been described as "an unexpected juxtaposition of an incongruity."

Some day, there may exist a mathematics of humor. If so, I am sure that it will involve tangents.

[Tax-chick]

If so, I am sure that it will involve tangents.

I was just observing on another thread that I was better with derivatives.

[ThomasThomas]

juxtaposition incongruity

And sometimes the words just sound funny.

[sionnsar]

If so, I am sure that it will involve tangents.

Count me out. I intend to preserve my Seattleite White (you'll never mistake me for a Californian!).

[NicknamedBob]

"I was just observing on another thread that I was better with derivatives."

I never did get my deriver's license.

[sionnsar]

I was just observing on another thread that I was better with derivatives.

Sounds like maybe a tax issue to me... Where's Tulip's Tax Table?

[GOPJ]

Just exactly what do you think they used for rocket fuel back then?

[Tax-chick]

I computed a revenue function for marketing class in my junior year of college, and then promptly forgot how.

[NicknamedBob]

I am not going to respond that our election results were something of a ...

... no, I’m not going to say it.

[GOPJ]

LOL - mood rings... I had forgotten about them.

[NicknamedBob]

"Just exactly what do you think they used for rocket fuel back then?"

Chemicals. They used chemicals.

You don't think they had chemicals? Do you know what you can do with purified hydrogen peroxide?

It makes a dandy rocket fuel. Or you can sink a Russian submarine with it.

[NicknamedBob]

"I computed a revenue function for marketing class in my junior year of college, and then promptly forgot how."

It's too bad you forgot how. By now, there could have been a thriving market for class.

[ThomasThomas]

A mathematician was asleep in his room at a hotel when suddenly the fire alarm
went off. He walked into the hall where he spotted a fire extinguisher and
said, “Aha! A solution exists,” and happily went back to bed.

[Tax-chick]

Well, if we go into a serious Depression, maybe Fundamentalist Frump will make a comeback. I’ll become a consultant!

[Tax-chick]

LOL! And good night, Bill, Percy, Charlie, Fred, George, Ron, Paul and Ringo.

[NicknamedBob]

... and of course, John-boy.

[sionnsar]

G’night all.