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Official Friday Silliness Thread Salutes Double Meanings.
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| 7-28-06
| sully777
Posted on 07/28/2006 12:19:03 AM PDT by sully777
Phrases that sound innocent as well as dirty--depending on your mindset:
Petra told Ingrid, "You have a lovely rug."
Let's grab something at the golden arches.
St. Louis was once known as Mound City.
She was caught raising the flag this weekend.
The cavernous hole is wet with dew.
She favored wood as a golfer.
No one ever confused Lance as a wine sipper; hard stuff was his passion.
There was ecstatic joy as Marc Spitz lapped the pool several times in triumph, until he accidently fell into the mud.
We were in a tight spot as our camels' toes were stuck in the sand.
They sat silently, watching a Yankee game, when Bearnice cried out in delight, "Randy Johnson's pitches are high hard ones!" The girls nodded knowingly.
Shag was her favorite course in rug making at TCC's interior design class.
And the all-time classic:
If I tell you that's tight, will you hold that against me?
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To: EveningStar; Lost Dutchman; nuke rocketeer; JRios1968; fredhead
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posted on
07/28/2006 9:46:17 AM PDT
by
sully777
(You have flies in your eyes--Catch-22)
To: sully777
You realize how many Bob Seger songs deal with sex?
Just a few:
Night Moves
Betty Lou's Getting Out Tonight
Horizontal Bop
Mainstreet
The Fire Down Below
Her Strut
We've Got Tonight
162
posted on
07/28/2006 9:47:23 AM PDT
by
fredhead
(Women want me....Fish fear me....Oh well, one out of two ain't bad.)
To: sully777
To: Lost Dutchman; fredhead
Bears org bares repeating.
164
posted on
07/28/2006 9:50:02 AM PDT
by
sully777
(You have flies in your eyes--Catch-22)
To: sully777
I'm here....
165
posted on
07/28/2006 9:50:41 AM PDT
by
Lucky9teen
(Ask not what the government can do for you. Ask why it doesn't.)
To: JRios1968; conservativebabe
Ah! The places you've been, people you've seen...
(I think guys can turn anything into a double meaning.)
166
posted on
07/28/2006 9:52:24 AM PDT
by
phantomworker
("The hardest thing to learn in life is which bridge to cross and which to burn." ~ David Russell)
To: nuke rocketeer
167
posted on
07/28/2006 9:52:37 AM PDT
by
sully777
(You have flies in your eyes--Catch-22)
To: Izzy Dunne
I, for one, welcome our mutant fly overlords...
To: Lucky9teen
169
posted on
07/28/2006 9:53:20 AM PDT
by
sully777
(You have flies in your eyes--Catch-22)
To: sully777
"Ward, you were pretty rough on the Beaver last night."
To: phantomworker; conservativebabe
Ah! The places you've been, people you've seen... (I think guys can turn anything into a double meaning.)
Hmmm, do I detect a hidden meaning on that? ;)
171
posted on
07/28/2006 9:56:07 AM PDT
by
JRios1968
(There's 3 kinds of people in this world...those who know math and those who don't.)
To: SquirrelKing
You know this guy?
172
posted on
07/28/2006 9:57:16 AM PDT
by
Tijeras_Slim
(Crazier than a rattlesnake at a Thai wedding)
To: EveningStar
173
posted on
07/28/2006 9:59:56 AM PDT
by
Lucky9teen
(Ask not what the government can do for you. Ask why it doesn't.)
To: sully777
174
posted on
07/28/2006 10:00:43 AM PDT
by
fredhead
(Women want me....Fish fear me....Oh well, one out of two ain't bad.)
To: Lucky9teen
To: Tijeras_Slim
176
posted on
07/28/2006 10:07:16 AM PDT
by
Lucky9teen
(Ask not what the government can do for you. Ask why it doesn't.)
To: dfwgator; sully777; BJClinton; EveningStar; fredhead
To: EveningStar
He's a bloviating hot air bag...(among other things)
178
posted on
07/28/2006 10:11:11 AM PDT
by
Lucky9teen
(Ask not what the government can do for you. Ask why it doesn't.)
To: KevinDavis
 |
You scored as Marines. Semper Fi. You are a true Marine. You are the nation's most devastating fighting force, barring Special Forces. But your place was not easy to get. You endured the harshest basic training of any Armed Force to get where you are, and your reward is the respect and admiration of everyone else (except maybe the Air Force, who may view you as just a dumb grunt. Perhaps it's true, but you just want to fight).
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Marines |
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100% |
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Air Force |
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61% |
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Army |
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61% |
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Navy |
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54% |
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Coast Guard |
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50% |
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179
posted on
07/28/2006 10:13:04 AM PDT
by
The SISU kid
(You can't beat the disease by treating the symptom)
To: Lucky9teen; dfwgator; sully777; BJClinton; EveningStar; fredhead
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