Official Friday Silliness Thread Salutes Coffee Achievers or whatever... talk amongst yourselves

To: monkapotamus

181 posted on 07/21/2006 9:11:59 AM PDT by Lucky9teen (Ask not what the government can do for you. Ask why it doesn't.)

To: nuke rocketeer

Barry sez...

THPR FUNY!

182 posted on 07/21/2006 9:12:00 AM PDT by sully777 (You have flies in your eyes--Catch-22)

Barry sez...

Still doing the Google seach for heroine?

183 posted on 07/21/2006 9:13:36 AM PDT by r-q-tek86 (** Tagline Removed By Admin Moderator **)

How the heck did I get up here

184 posted on 07/21/2006 9:14:00 AM PDT by nuke rocketeer

You know what this is?

A pothead!!!!

185 posted on 07/21/2006 9:14:08 AM PDT by fredhead (Women want me....Fish fear me....Oh well, one out of two ain't bad.)

Cat on a hot tin roof....

186 posted on 07/21/2006 9:18:46 AM PDT by nuke rocketeer

187 posted on 07/21/2006 9:21:47 AM PDT by Lucky9teen (Ask not what the government can do for you. Ask why it doesn't.)

To: nuke rocketeer

Confucius say, woman who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house
Confucius say, man who fight with wife all day, get no piece at night
Confucius say, it take many nail to build crib, one screw to fill it
Confucius say, man who keep feet on ground have trouble putting on pants
Confucius say, if you want pretty nurse, you got to be patient
Confucius say, passionate kiss like spider web, soon lead to undoing of fly

188 posted on 07/21/2006 9:23:45 AM PDT by fredhead (Women want me....Fish fear me....Oh well, one out of two ain't bad.)

The Coffee Achievers of America never condones cartoon character abuse and torture...but laughs the loudest!

189 posted on 07/21/2006 9:24:50 AM PDT by sully777 (You have flies in your eyes--Catch-22)

190 posted on 07/21/2006 9:27:53 AM PDT by Lucky9teen (Ask not what the government can do for you. Ask why it doesn't.)

To: Allegra; wazoo1031; Dog Gone; Maximus of Texas; Lurkin Lurch

for our exclusive little sub-ping list...

http://youtube.com/watch?v=TH0rS4hyJzg

191 posted on 07/21/2006 9:28:47 AM PDT by ErnBatavia (Meep Meep)

Actually, I was looking for a paint roll in the garage. We're overhauling the rooms. I used "heroine" as you suggested in my search and all I saw were women...big breasted women.

This is what I was looking for. I came across all these odd high five pictures. For some reason, this one floors me...

192 posted on 07/21/2006 9:31:43 AM PDT by sully777 (You have flies in your eyes--Catch-22)

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1. A bicycle can't stand alone; it is two tired.
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2. A will is a dead giveaway
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3. Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.
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4. A backward poet writes inverse.
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5. In a democracy it's your vote that counts; in feudalism, it's your Count that votes.
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6. A chicken crossing the road: poultry in motion.
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7. If you don't pay your exorcist you can get repossessed.
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8. With her marriage she got a new name and a dress.
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9. Show me a piano falling down a mine shaft and I'll show you A-flat miner.
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10. When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds.
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11. The guy who fell onto an upholstery machine was fully recovered.
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12. A grenade fell onto a kitchen floor in France, resulted in Linoleum Blownapart.
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13. You are stuck with your debt if you can't budge it.
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14. Local Area Network in Australia : The LAN down under.
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15. He broke into song because he couldn't find the key.
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16. A calendar's days are numbered.
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17. A lot of money is tainted: 'Taint yours, and 'taint mine.
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18. A boiled egg is hard to beat.
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19. He had a photographic memory which was never developed.
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20. A plateau is a high form of flattery.
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21.A short fortuneteller who escaped from prison: a small medium at large.
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22. Those who get too big for their britches will be exposed in the end.
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23. When you've seen one shopping center you've seen a mall.
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24. If you jump off a Paris bridge, you are in Seine.
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25. When she saw her first strands of gray hair, she thought she'd dye.
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26. Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead to know basis.
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27. Santa's helpers are subordinate clauses.
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28. Acupuncture: a jab well done.
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NOTE: No trees were killed in the sending of this message, but a large number of electrons were terribly inconvenienced.

193 posted on 07/21/2006 9:32:45 AM PDT by Harmless Teddy Bear (A propensity to hope and joy is real riches; one to fear and sorrow, real poverty)

194 posted on 07/21/2006 9:33:25 AM PDT by EX52D (Life is a stage, and we are merely players...)

I'm not a coffee achiever, just a decaffeinated lunatic in a suit.

195 posted on 07/21/2006 9:33:31 AM PDT by fredhead (Women want me....Fish fear me....Oh well, one out of two ain't bad.)

To: Harmless Teddy Bear

What did the photographer say to his date?

"Let's go into the darkroom and see what develops."

196 posted on 07/21/2006 9:36:15 AM PDT by fredhead (Women want me....Fish fear me....Oh well, one out of two ain't bad.)

Reminds me of the Mini Chia-T

197 posted on 07/21/2006 9:37:07 AM PDT by sully777 (You have flies in your eyes--Catch-22)

A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class because it was a weapon of math disruption.

198 posted on 07/21/2006 9:37:45 AM PDT by fredhead (Women want me....Fish fear me....Oh well, one out of two ain't bad.)

To: sully777; xsmommy; Xenalyte; Argh; Texan5; Congressman Billybob; Howlin; neverdem; LonePalm

Actually, I'm trying to cut back on how much coffee I drink.

Yeppers. Down to two, sometimes only three pots a day.

199 posted on 07/21/2006 9:38:58 AM PDT by Robert A Cook PE (I can only donate monthly, but Hillary's ABBCNNBCBS continue to lie every day!)

200 posted on 07/21/2006 9:39:32 AM PDT by fredhead (Women want me....Fish fear me....Oh well, one out of two ain't bad.)

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