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**** Official Friday Silliness Thread **** 3/3/06
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Posted on 03/03/2006 5:38:05 AM PST by Xenophobic Alien
TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: ducttape; ofst; shoppinggame; shoppinglist; tgif
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To: Red Badger
Sounds like a fun party you're gonna have!!!
21
posted on
03/03/2006 5:50:07 AM PST
by
Auntbee
(I have become comfortably numb.)
To: Xenophobic Alien
Chocolate syrup
Vaseline
Tarp
Neon paint
22
posted on
03/03/2006 5:52:54 AM PST
by
Auntbee
(I have become comfortably numb.)
To: Xenophobic Alien
- Bouquet of flowers
- Bottle of Wine
- Rat poison
- Shovel
23
posted on
03/03/2006 5:53:25 AM PST
by
Egon
(We are number one! All others are number two... or lower.)
To: Xenophobic Alien
- Maxipads.
- Chocolate syrup.
- Clear packing tape.
- 8 Rolls of film.
24
posted on
03/03/2006 5:53:34 AM PST
by
Izzy Dunne
(Hello, I'm a TAGLINE virus. Please help me spread by copying me into YOUR tag line.)
To: Xenophobic Alien
Reciprocating saw
Latex gloves
Gauze
Medical tape
25
posted on
03/03/2006 5:53:41 AM PST
by
Sax
To: Xenophobic Alien
Wait. My list is for this weekend. You're talking about something unusual. I'll have to think about that.
26
posted on
03/03/2006 5:54:25 AM PST
by
Auntbee
(I have become comfortably numb.)
To: Xenophobic Alien
Good Morning!!!!!
FredHead reporting for Silliness Duty!!!!
Top 50!!!!!!
New tagline......
27
posted on
03/03/2006 5:54:37 AM PST
by
fredhead
("Mine hit the ground first." "Mine was taller." - Kirk Douglas & John Wayne)
To: All
Good morning! Happy Friday!
Little Johnny's neighbors had a new baby. Unfortunately, the baby was
born without ears. When the mother brought the new baby home from the
hospital, Little Johnny's family was invited over to see him.
Before they left their house, Little Johnny's dad had a talk with him
and explained that the baby had no ears. His dad also told him that if
he so much as mentioned anything about the baby's
missing ears or even said the word, "ears", he would get the spanking of
his life when they came back home. Little Johnny told his dad he
understood completely.
When Little Johnny looked into the crib he said,
"What a beautiful baby."
The mother said, "Why, thank you, Little Johnny."
Little Johnny said, "He has beautiful little feet
and beautiful little hands, a cute little nose and really beautiful eyes.
Can he see?" asked Little Johnny.
"Yes" , the mother replied, "we are so thankful.
The doctor said he will have 20/20 vision."
"That's great", said Little Johnny, "cuz he'd be
s*^t outta luck if he needed glasses."
28
posted on
03/03/2006 5:54:45 AM PST
by
day10
(Whenever you come near the human race, there's layers and layers of nonsense.)
To: Xenophobic Alien
dog-training shock collar
leather belt
clothes hangers
The book All Your Kindergartner Needs to Know
29
posted on
03/03/2006 5:54:52 AM PST
by
Chanticleer
(Let us speak courteously, deal fairly, and keep ourselves armed and ready. T. Roosevelt)
To: Xenophobic Alien
Bird feeder
Bird seed
Bird shot
Shake & Bake
30
posted on
03/03/2006 5:55:59 AM PST
by
Sax
To: Sax; Xenophobic Alien; Auntbee
Car battery
Jumper cables
Case of water
Rope
31
posted on
03/03/2006 5:57:48 AM PST
by
MacDorcha
(In Theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is.)
To: Xenophobic Alien
Everyone's list is great!
I'm too asleep yet to figure out mine.
32
posted on
03/03/2006 5:59:43 AM PST
by
Hoodlum91
(pcottraux says I'm special!)
To: Hoodlum91
I'm too asleep yet to figure out mine. Please include dental floss on your list. I'd rather not go back into the store.
33
posted on
03/03/2006 6:00:47 AM PST
by
Egon
(We are number one! All others are number two... or lower.)
To: Hoodlum91
29 and 30 are the best so far
34
posted on
03/03/2006 6:01:20 AM PST
by
MacDorcha
(In Theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is.)
To: Xenophobic Alien
First time on one of these threads...I'll try (to freak out the cashier).
An empty pinata
A baseball bat
A bottle of Cuervo
2 dozen white mice (or gerbils/hamsters)
To: Xenophobic Alien
1 Cucumber.
1 box xtra-large condoms.
1 bottle K-Y warming lotion.
1 Barney DVD.
36
posted on
03/03/2006 6:04:00 AM PST
by
reagan_fanatic
(Darwinism is a belief in the meaninglessness of existence - R. Kirk)
To: RabidBartender
rofl. My son's 6th birthday is next week, and he really wants a pinata. New ideas....
37
posted on
03/03/2006 6:04:51 AM PST
by
Chanticleer
(Let us speak courteously, deal fairly, and keep ourselves armed and ready. T. Roosevelt)
To: Xenophobic Alien
38
posted on
03/03/2006 6:05:38 AM PST
by
E Rocc
To: Xenophobic Alien
Vaseline
Condoms
Cans of dog food
A nature video
39
posted on
03/03/2006 6:05:51 AM PST
by
MacDorcha
(In Theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is.)
To: Xenophobic Alien
12 packs of D batteries
12 Packs of panties
12 Gold fish
12 Small jars of Vaseline
12 Bananas
12 Tombstone Pizzas
1 Disposable camera
40
posted on
03/03/2006 6:06:34 AM PST
by
Dallas59
((“You love life, while we love death"( Al-Qaeda & Democratic Party))
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