First time on one of these threads...I'll try (to freak out the cashier).
An empty pinata
A baseball bat
A bottle of Cuervo
2 dozen white mice (or gerbils/hamsters)
rofl. My son's 6th birthday is next week, and he really wants a pinata. New ideas....
one more for our side. By the way, we've decided to take a trick from the Dems playbook, and have stopped going to movies. Why subsidize an industry devoted to pressing the hard left Democratic agenda? Anyone agree with this?